Friday afternoon funny - well nearly!
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Friday afternoon funny - well nearly!
Two Irish blokes are standing on the edge of a cliff, one has a budgie on each shoulder. The other has a parrot on one shoulder.
The first jumps off the cliff and halfway down the budgies fly off, he hits the ground with a thud and is barely alive as he rolls around groaning upon the rocks.
The second man jumps off the cliff and half way down the parrot flies off, the man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a shotgun and shoots the parrot just before he lands upon the rocks.
As they both lie there in pain the first man comments
“I don’t think much of this Budgie jumping”
The other replies
“I don’t think much of this free fall parrot shooting either”.
Best I can do for a Friday, sorry!
The first jumps off the cliff and halfway down the budgies fly off, he hits the ground with a thud and is barely alive as he rolls around groaning upon the rocks.
The second man jumps off the cliff and half way down the parrot flies off, the man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a shotgun and shoots the parrot just before he lands upon the rocks.
As they both lie there in pain the first man comments
“I don’t think much of this Budgie jumping”
The other replies
“I don’t think much of this free fall parrot shooting either”.
Best I can do for a Friday, sorry!
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