Swiss Tony stuck in traffic in Park Lane around 6pm tonight

 

Was he shouting and swearing at every other driver?

 

Or laughing hysterically at his own jokes?

 

I was most upset (as usual ) with the friggin traffic last night
All because of one ****ing bus that had broken down at marble ****

I soon cleared the traffic and then spent the next hour swearing and shouting **** and **** at every driver that got in my way home

didnt spot you at all mate...

 

You probably wouldn't spot me as i was driving a big red 60ft long bendy bus

 

oh you were the bugger who wanted to go from the inside lane all over the way to the right then

I kept a few choice words for you guys...especially the bendy buses, you should be ashamed of yourself

 

Nope wasn't me as i was behind you all the time & do i care what you think of us

 

Ian, you drive a bendy bus? I ****ing hate bendy buses!!!

 

Do i care

 

stop your yaping on here, put your high viz jacket on the back of the seat and get back to work

and as a special treat to other road users , why dont you use your indicators today

 

Obviously you haven't seen me drive then, have you Mr Perfect

 

I am glad you spotted my immaculate driving....no-one else did

 

Blink and miss it