In mine petrol would be free
Interests rates would be at 2%
Junk food would be good for you
my jokes were funny

well theres a few ideas to kick things off

 

Thing is, your ideal wouldnt last long would it? Petrol would run out, although you wouldnt have to worry about that dying early with the junk food and we'd all be dead anyway after dying from laughter with your jokes. And the house prices would just continue to rise

Mine:

We'd all be the same colour so theres no racism issues.
Africa wouldnt exsist so no arguements about poverty
Scoobynet would be a nice place to visit
Women would know their place

 

......what colour would be we be?

 

Nice house
Nice wife
Nice children
Nice job
Nice car
Nice retirement

Everything else can go fish!

 

I would want everything to remain or increase in value.

I would just be filthy rich though

 

We do, keeping you lot under the thumb

 

Could I amend that to say instead of us all being the same colour, how about skin colour mattering as little as eye colour.

I'm skin colour blind anyway as we all look the same to me.

 

Me on a small Island in the Seychelles which has a French restaurant with a nice bar and a jazz/bluesy house band and that horny girl called Pepa from Neighbours.








(Well I'd give it a try for 6 months anyway )

 

I already live in it.

 

oh you mean her....

hey Im sure I just posted her pic! What happened there?

 

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Im thinking chequered to please all

 

We'd all have access to clean water
A meal a day
Shelter
and shoes
Cars would be banned

 

There's nothing I'd change...

 

There'd be no chavs

 

They're needed to poke fun at....

 

Ok, maybe just keep one in a cage or something then

 

I would just let Carlsberg sort it all out

 

1) Always enough money in the bank acc
2) Police who were always around to see the numpty on the mobile phone, or the untaxed rust bucket 9 up
3) The same police who give little pep talks when i've inadvertently strayed above the NSl (a tad (read lot)
3) Crims given decent sentences, no pc bleeding heart stuff
4) UN peace keepers given the authority to kick *** when they go in to sort out sh8t
5) The NHS to loose its targets and middle managers. It knows what to do, why is it hampered by beurocracy (sp).
6) Funding from HMG to be given where its needed, not where it looks like a vote winner
7) Abolish road tax and duty on fuel. put it where it should be. on the oil companys, tax them for every barrel pumped.
8) Ultra high speed 100mb internet access for everbody with NO limits whatsoever.

thats a start

 

You've just reminded me.

I would need an open tab behind the bar

 

mine would include lots of these