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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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well how many five year old's could you take on in a fight ??

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?


I am well nasty me , 29 !
Though I do have experience of having 2 little ankle biters myself
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 01:59 PM
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Only 18!
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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22 here
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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28 for me
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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We had a rotten bully at school, he was quite a bit older than us and very much bigger-we were about 7-8. One day we all set on him and took him apart. He showed the marks of the experience for a long time afterwards and he never worried us again. The teachers who knew the score stood at the window and watched

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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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I think the website would fare better if there was some sort of flash based game where you could actually maul the little darlings
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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29 as well, come and get it you little s^%ts
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
We had a rotten bully at school, he was quite a bit older than us and very much bigger-we were about 7-8. One day we all set on him and took him apart. He showed the marks of the experience for a long time afterwards and he never worried us again. The teachers who knew the score stood at the window and watched

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so how are those marks healing les
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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I've got two younger brothers, and when I was a kid, being a girl, you have to resort to devious methods!
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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I have visions of future press reports saying "Police examination of his computer found he'd accessed sites where he could beat up five-year-olds"
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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28 of the little asbo lovers!!!
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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23 of the little shytes
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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31 for me. be afraid little people, be afraid
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
I have visions of future press reports saying "Police examination of his computer found he'd accessed sites where he could beat up five-year-olds"
no need to access the web for that, you can send a whole bunch of them flying with some well timed shopping bag swinging
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:25 PM
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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29 for me too.

I feel like going round a Infant school now and kicking some *rse. Lucky for them they've finished for the year. Otherwise ..............
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 02:55 PM
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33. wayhay. Bring 'em on!

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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 03:09 PM
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25 kids, but in the Geek test I scored 67% !
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 03:57 PM
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33 here. I think having no moral objections to picking 1 up and using him to batter another helps.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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37 of the little b'stards!
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 04:03 PM
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22 for me. I'd have probably fared better if I'd actually been willing to use one as a weapon to batter the others.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 04:50 PM
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Hmmm only 18, Ive got a 5 year old so you would have thought id have a bit more experience at it
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 05:34 PM
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28, I think my unwillingness to use one as a weapon didn't help
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
I have visions of future press reports saying "Police examination of his computer found he'd accessed sites where he could beat up five-year-olds"
I was once summoned to explain why I had been using my work PC to access webpages dedicated to violence. It was a pi55-take ninja site. Are you ready to get pumped
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 05:46 PM
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27...

They wouldn't let me take a gun
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 05:58 PM
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29 of the little oxygen thieves
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 06:23 PM
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took my two little scavengers to school this morning and all they wanted to do was to punch me in the "bullseye" instead of a friendly kiss goodbye...what a wasted opportunity that was. I should have waded into the playground and taken out as many as I could while i had the element of surprise
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