1. you dont understand why people get stuck in the snow

2. you think your car sounds better than a muscle car

3. you hope it rains the day of autocrosses

4. you go faster on the on ramp then you do on the motorway

5. you know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them

6. people ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes

7. you forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn

8. you understand that 300 whp is the perfect number

9. you dont notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry

10. you hate that the gas cap doesnt have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel

11. people ask you if the hood scoop does anything

12. you've made fun of a friends bugeye for having chrysler neon headlights

13. your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having chrysler neon headlights

14. you like the color cherry blossom red, but not pink

15. you know what 555 means

16. you look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now

17. when you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot

18. you concentrate more on the tach then the speedo

19. you think the S202 is the hottest car ever

20. you dont understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect

21. you never get tired of the sound from your exhaust

22. you never want to get a car that isnt a subaru

23. anything more than 18" rims are rediculous

24. you dont mind getting smoked by a cobra, because you know he wouldnt last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud)

25. all other imports think they have to prove something to you

26. you dont have a cigarette lighter

27. you know that COBB isnt what corn comes on

28. if you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing

29. you know Rota makes good wheels

30. your never done modding your car

31. you dream about getting your car painted flat black

32. everyone breaks their necks staring at your car

33. you hear random engine revs all the time from civics, astra's ect

34. you consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year

35. when you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame

36. you forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone

37. people think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first

38. you think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.

39. you log onto Scoobynet everyday.

40. you dont know what real understeer feels like

feel free to add more.

 

41.) When you eat fast food, you sit next to the window and stare at your car

42. sometimes you think your car looks better covered in dirt than it does clean

 

43 when you on first name terms with the petrol cashier !!

 

44. when you sit and read all of the above

 

Very Good

Another...

45. You turn the car on full lock and still can't make the tight corner and proceed having to do a 3 point turn

 

46. You have a permanent silly grin.

 

47 when you can't count

 

46. You come on scoobnet and think somebody will find your post funny, only to find they say SIAL or they Roll Their Eyes (Sarcastically).

47. You know the true meaning of SIAL

 

You don't bother having music on .

 

51 when you only top up with 20 litres of fuel coz you dont want to effect the power to weight by filling up

 

52 when you do have it on you can still hear your exhaust

 

46. When the locals stand at the bottom of your drive waiting to watch the car go out

 

54 when the thread numbering go's all to c@ck coz your sooooo eager to post

 

the eye rolling was aimed AT me for being so sad

 

But my cap screws into the flap - doesn't yours?

55 When you know what 22B means!

 

56. when your neighbours can wake to the sound of your exhaust like clockwork

57. when most girls say you've got a nice car but have no idea what it is

58. when the police pull you over, only to tell you how much they love your car (believe me i was suprised too when it happened)

59. FLAMES!!!

60. when you can perfect that fantastic popping sound when down shifting gears

 

61. when you will find any excuse to go out for a drive !!

"Dont worry love i dont mind popping out to the shops for cat food at 2 in the morning !"

and an hour later you have forgot the cat food !

 

62. You no longer take the short cuts home.

 

63. when you go out just to get £20 of v power but its a 50 mile round trip lol

 

64) When your wallet is empty!

Great thread!

 

65

When you have no problem overtaking something they consider "quick"

66

When that back road is something you can not resist on the way home.,,

 

when you have no problem at all!

 

66 when u drive with windows down even when its freezingg!!

67 when you get crappy cars trying to race u

68 when you throw the car into a corner just to try and get the car to slide!

69 when you spend all sunday cleaning and looking at your car

70 when you try to think how ur subaru is better than any other car

 

"67 when you get crappy cars trying to race u"

And they realise by the laws of physics that a 105bhp company rep-moblile is going to be *hat all over by your 220bhp.... Well it made me laugh!

 

when you know that iff you cut yourself, you would bleed World Rally Blue!!!!!

 

71. When you park your car in the middle of two spaces.

72. When you hear a slurping soung coming from the back of the car when you put your foot down.

 

73. When you get a christmas card off Shell !

 

74. when you have heard of PSLewis

 

75. when you know what a blobeye is.

 

76. When you NEED to do a 3/4 throttle standing start to stop the clutch juddering ( honest officer )

77. When your roundabout tyre lasts half as long as the other side