Started to do the mudflaps, placed my hand on the flap closest to the wheel so could wipe the other side, removed my hand "quickly i might add" to find what resembled a bird on my palm

had just got home after a drive, so must have just happened it was warm


*gag

 

YOU MURDERING SON OF A B.........!!

Only kidding!! I remember en route to Santa Pod one year, a mate ran over a fox, and flicked the remains up behind his car onto his mates car!!
The underneath smelt horrible, and did so for a good few days after!!!

 

funnlly enough Emm, I hosed my hand (almost to the point of removing skin), didnt think to sniff it

 

Was it a dove??

 

I wonder why.

In reply to cookie not sniffing his hand.

 

It was white

 

*withholds a whole host of sniffing hands/fingers jokes with you in them

 

I'd start running from the Big Fella about now!!

 

 

 

Tiny....... don't let Cookie near your Doves mate........

 

too late, by the sound of things....

listen to Ed,
start running..... lol.

 

 

Atleast your not as lucky as FRAYZ when that bird when in the SCOOP!!!!!

 

Or Supercue, on the way to Castle combe a couple of years ago when his car tried sucking in a bird through the radiator grille

 

Gangster and I were cruising in excess of a 150 on my private airstrip and set a land speed record for Thorpebay to Lakeside as IIRC

 

Coookie !!

Tiny ...

 

bernard matthews would like it back please