Scum!
Good morning,
Well it was until 4.15 this morning. I was woken up by my wife, to the noises of a couple of little W***ers trying to break into my house. We have two scoobies on the drive, and I think they were trying to get the keys. Thank god we woke up and just awaiting for the local police station to open and see if they want to come round!!
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
Rant over
Summers
Well it was until 4.15 this morning. I was woken up by my wife, to the noises of a couple of little W***ers trying to break into my house. We have two scoobies on the drive, and I think they were trying to get the keys. Thank god we woke up and just awaiting for the local police station to open and see if they want to come round!!
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
Rant over
Summers
It's situations like this that a dog becomes the ultimate deterant.
No one take any notice of an alarm anymore, but a snarling dog with a mouth full of sharp teeth, now thats different.
As a couple of yobs found out when confronted by my bull terrier
Rob
No one take any notice of an alarm anymore, but a snarling dog with a mouth full of sharp teeth, now thats different.
As a couple of yobs found out when confronted by my bull terrier
Rob
Sorry to here that mate,i think its been a bad night,one fella had his Scooby nicked and now this.
I fitted a outside security system and if any walks around our house it lets me know so I have a chance to get them before they do any damage.
Also it wakes the dog up and he hates been woken in the middle of the night.
I fitted a outside security system and if any walks around our house it lets me know so I have a chance to get them before they do any damage.
Also it wakes the dog up and he hates been woken in the middle of the night.
You're lucky they didnt get in!
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
You're lucky they didnt get in!
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
Some people would much rather they take the keys and go, leaving them and their family unharmed.
Just remember, they may also be carrying !!
Rob
Sorry to here that mate! Glad it wasnt any worse!!
I would have said that and if they get past the dog there is always the lovely baseball bat that there face could meet!!
Originally Posted by scoobfan
It's situations like this that a dog becomes the ultimate deterant.
I would have said that and if they get past the dog there is always the lovely baseball bat that there face could meet!!
Bloody a*sehole thieves who couldn't get a real job cos they were brought up as a*sewipes!!
Just think the person breaking in is probably also being funded by you through your taxes. I think you should wait outside the post office on monday morning's when he goes to cash his unemployment benfit!!
Just think the person breaking in is probably also being funded by you through your taxes. I think you should wait outside the post office on monday morning's when he goes to cash his unemployment benfit!!
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Originally Posted by Summers
Good morning,
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
I'm glad they didn't get in and that you're ok!
Hope the scum get what's coming to them!
Ns04
Originally Posted by Summers
Thanks for the messages guys, I am now thinking a Dog could be the way to go.
Just glad they didn't get in as it could have been much worse.
Summers
Just glad they didn't get in as it could have been much worse. Summers
Originally Posted by scoobfan
Not eveyone is confrontational Davey,
Some people would much rather they take the keys and go, leaving them and their family unharmed.
Just remember, they may also be carrying !!
Rob
Some people would much rather they take the keys and go, leaving them and their family unharmed.
Just remember, they may also be carrying !!
Rob
Originally Posted by Summers
Good morning,
Well it was until 4.15 this morning. I was woken up by my wife, to the noises of a couple of little W***ers trying to break into my house. We have two scoobies on the drive, and I think they were trying to get the keys. Thank god we woke up and just awaiting for the local police station to open and see if they want to come round!!
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
Rant over
Summers
Well it was until 4.15 this morning. I was woken up by my wife, to the noises of a couple of little W***ers trying to break into my house. We have two scoobies on the drive, and I think they were trying to get the keys. Thank god we woke up and just awaiting for the local police station to open and see if they want to come round!!
I wish I had got hold of them, could have shown them my golf swing!
Rant over
Summers
That's the way it seems to be going. These ***** are breaking into the houses to get keys, save trying to disarm the car etc...
Time to hide the keys...
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Originally Posted by [Davey]
You're lucky they didnt get in!
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
Where do you keep your keys? I assume you don't leave them down stairs?
The number of people I know who leave their keys down stairs (and most next to the bloody door!) is unbelievable!
If someone wants our cars they have to go through me and a Beretta first.
And as for the Beretta i hope it's locked up in a suitable cabinet
I'm a Browning man myself
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My keys are behind two locked doors and me 
I think me working nights is the only reason my car is still here! I'm just waiting for someone to damage it, I know it's gonna happen someday
Glad to hear they didnt get in

I think me working nights is the only reason my car is still here! I'm just waiting for someone to damage it, I know it's gonna happen someday
Glad to hear they didnt get in
Originally Posted by simpsons !
And as for the Beretta i hope it's locked up in a suitable cabinet
I'm a Browning man myself
I'm a Browning man myself



