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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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Default Life Just Gets Better - I've WON the Lottery!!

And in recognition of the valuable contribution ScoobyNet makes to the Motoring World, I would like to make a donation.

This is the confirmation (because I know 'some' of you will doubt me!):-

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The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw (#1052) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on Saturday 21st January 2006.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188
with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:
01-25-26-27-39-49 37 (bonus ball)

Bonus ball (#37)which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category
i.e match 6 plus bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £141.022(One hundred and forty one thousand,twenty-two pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £1,833,286 shared amongst the (13) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from
World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from
over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online. This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £141.022(One hundred and forty one thousand,twenty-two pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

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So there!! Now deny that I'm rolling in dosh!!

Pete
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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wonder what the odds of matching 6 numbers AND the bonus are when you can only choose 6!!


Congrats Pete!
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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thought it was 5 plus the bonus, not 6 plus the bonus for a prize?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:17 PM
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well done, that new stairlift is now a phone call away
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:17 PM
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money cant buy you happiness
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:17 PM
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although you could trade your old wife in for something more blonde with bigger ****.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Now deny that I'm rolling in dosh!!
... but you'll still be rolling in your own dribble/****
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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I voted to keep you on here Pete, best mate
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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If you'd matched 6 they you would have won the Jackpot, not second prize. For second prize you have to match 5 plus Bonus Ball.

I see a flawed wind-up.

Never mind Pete. nice try.

BTW. Second prize was £85,939. Go Figure !!

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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
If you'd matched 6 they you would have won the Jackpot, not second prize. For second prize you have to match 5 plus Bonus Ball.

I see a flawed wind-up.

Never mind Pete. nice try.

BTW. Second prize was £85,939. Go Figure !!
perhaps it wasn't the main draw???
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Congratulations
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Was that the ticket bought by Mr Winston Kaumba, the sole surviving relative of the recently assassinated leader of the Congo General Mtobo Kaumba, by chance?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Well done Pete!

Shame it's a scam
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Well done Pete!

Shame it's a scam


http://www.angelswings.de/assets/images/busted.jpg
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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But Pete - you've only won the Average UK Wage for a year - what you gonna do next year ?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Well done Pete!

Shame it's a scam
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!



I actually don't think it is ............. I've just had a form to fill in and they now know where to bank the money!!

They say it will be in my account by close today, I couldn't figure out why they wanted my Debit Card details but they said it was to check my age, makes sense I suppose? They didn't want my signature, just that stupid number on the back by the signature?? Funny?? but they can't do nowt without my signature! So there!!

I'm RICH!!!! I'm going to come to a meet and buy you all a couple of pints!!

Pete
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:42 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I couldn't figure out why they wanted my Debit Card details but they said it was to check my age, makes sense I suppose? They didn't want my signature, just that stupid number on the back by the signature?? Funny?? but they can't do nowt without my signature! So there!!
they would only need your account number & sort code to PAY MONEY IN, they would require your debit card details TO TAKE MONEY OUT

bye bye retirement fund
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
Ive won the lottery. So im buying the following:

Knocklink
Induction kit
Full De Cat
Tek 3 Remap
TD30 Turbo
Equal length headers
17" Alloys
Defi Gauges and Pod
6 Pot upgrade

Hoping for 300bhp, see you all at Elvington!

Pete

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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:49 PM
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I'm sure you will be fine Pete - after all nobody would bother themselves with the ridiculously small amount that you keep in your account. What was it? a paltry £150,000?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
they would only need your account number & sort code to PAY MONEY IN, they would require your debit card details TO TAKE MONEY OUT

bye bye retirement fund
You do realise dont you????
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
well done, that new stairlift is now a phone call away

Gimme a ring Pete I work for Stannah, can get you a good deal
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 02:16 PM
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Or a bulk-purchase of incontinence pants?
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 04:29 PM
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pmsl

http://www.joewein.de/sw/419-ukgrandlottery.htm
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
I'm RICH!!!! I'm going to come to a meet and buy you all a couple of pints!!

Pete

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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:10 PM
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Trying to work out if it really did go straight over peoples heads, or their posts were a cunning double bluff to Petes original one.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:20 PM
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LOL - Mike I want to believe the latter, I fear the former !!!
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by dsmith
LOL - Mike I want to believe the latter, I fear the former !!!
I think we need a new facility on Scoobynet. Subtitles for the hard of thinking.

Mods: please action.

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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Flatcapdriver
I think we need a new facility on Scoobynet. Subtitles for the hard of thinking.
...as opposed to the current facility, subtitles by the hard of thinking.
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Old Jan 24, 2006 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £141.022(One hundred and forty one thousand,twenty-two pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

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So there!! Now deny that I'm rolling in dosh!!

Pete
Does that mean you are going to stop claiming benefits??
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