I was just thinking that I hadn't heard this classic chant for ages, Insert players name as required

"Giggsy is back, Giggsy is back, Hello Hello" - king of the hamstrings

Usually heard when a player puts in a good performance after returning from injury or suspension or just regains some form!!

Is this because of squad rotation and no one is actually sure if the player was rested, dropped, suspended or actually injured.

Anyone heard this recently or think of any others that have disappeared from grounds.

 

How about........ "STAND UP FOR THE CHAMPIONS".........

at Old Trafford

 

We are man u in disguise whoa whoa(burnley when we beat liverpool and villa)

 

Heard this sung by a group of liverpool and leeds supporters

(to the tune of "she'll be coming round the mountain")

"Oh I'd rather be a paki than a manc..." etc etc.

not very PC but PMSL...

 

I have been hearing that at Old T for longer than I can remember whereas your grandfather was probably the last to hear it at Stamford bridge

Don't get cocky birthday boy

Messiah - anything has to be better than Dipper and Sheep ******* IMHO

 

Attack Attack Attack Attack Attack is an old and very pc one...

And my fave ones when I go watching the mighty Southport:

I like If I had the wings of a sparrow
and if I had the **** of a cow
I'd fly over Morecambe tomorrow
And **** on the *******s below below
**** on **** on **** on the *******s below below

Or
Away in a manger no crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus lay down and he said
F@ck off Morecambe F@ck off Morecambe

Or at Saints Rugby
When I was just a little boy I asked my father what would I be
Would I be Wigan would I be saints
here's what he said to me
Wash ya mouth out son and go getch ya fathers gun
And shoot the wigan scum ke sara sara

 

You wouldn't deny me that one birthday pressie? would ya

 

A song Ive not heard in years til this year was after Oldham beat Man City, went in the latics local and got the rythem of

Tell ya Ma ya Ma
To put the champaigne on ice
Were going to Cardiff Twice (used to be wembley)

Not heard that since about 1990

 

It's one you will enjoy, I remember our 1st after 26 years, Villa drew with Oldham at Villa Park if I remember rightly, but what I do remember is running around the garden like some sort of nutter with a can of Fosters in my hand after the final whistle that Sunday afternoon , a great feeling, pure elation, maybe because you've pissed it already the elation and buzz may not be as strong as winning it with two games to go where your **** twitches right down to the wire, they're always good ones, hauling back Newcastle and Arsenal springs to mind.

 

A good new one, Newcastle fans chanting..........U.S.A U.S.A at Man. U today

 

When the Monkey's Heed was in charge of the Mackems to the tune of Yellow Submarine

In The Land Where I Was Born
Lived A Man With A Monkey's Heed
And He Came To Sunderland
And His Name Is Peter Reid
Peter Reid's Got A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed
A F*cking Monkey's Heed (rpt)

 

How about this classic from the late 80's at St. James' Park.
"We've got Mirandinia, he's not from Argentina, he's from Brazil, he's f***ing brill!"