Whilst i was freezing my b*llocks off under the IBM bridge, i see C8**P passing by.

my only glimmer of warmth for the next 20mins (until i manage to flag a taxi down) has just flashed by without so much as a wave. Yes m8 it was me waving at you and not just some drunken t*t (although the cap is fitting me quite well) on the side of the road

 

soz m8 u should have jumped out in front of me

 

I bet you was in the middle of eating a kebab you greedy git

 

no m8 there was no spare in the car that nite lol anyway wouldnt do that in me car