In a shock report in the IT on Sunday.
It was reported that a MORI survey had revealed a lack of humor and a sense of being above everyone else, was the main reson for 90% of Impreza owners choice of cars> They also said that if the trend continues that the UK would become a haven for such idealism and the country as a whole risked the very large chance, of vanishing up it's own exhaust pipe!

 

Are you sure they were not refering to BMW drivers??

 

And which major car manufactuerer paid for that survey then ?? Seems these days you can have a survey or statistic to back up and wild claims .

I think the Impreza is one of the most non-elitist cars you can buy and I dare say most of us are more interested in what they are like to drive rather than the image thing.

AllanB

 

I have got a f*****g great sense of humour (GRRRR!!!!)

 

ROFLMAO

Think they got that one ever so slightly wrong. At least 50% of the scooby owners i have ever met are complete head cases.

I'll get me coat

 

John, only 50%?

Pass my coat, its the one with the straps that fasten round the back.

Ken

 

Personality, whats one of them !!!

ROFLMAO

Ive got my coat, now wheres me keys LOL

 

There's an easy way to tell whether they have a point and its an "image" thing or not. Our own mini survey.

The questions are ......

1. Do you clean your car more than 3 times a month (or do you think that a good layer of dirt keeps the road salt off the paintwork) ?

2. Have you changed your wheels because they look better in gold/anthrasite/tartan?

3. Do you have a personalised number plate ?

I'll leave you guys to draw your own conclusions based on the number of yes answers.


Cheers, Ian.

 

1 NO
2 YES
3 NO

LOL

 

1) No
2) No
3) No

Who's next

 

Scooby owners mad? which voice said that!

I've not physically met (oo-er!) any other scooby owners yet, but from the BBS you all seem a little odd!

Would get me coat, but it's been nicked, along with my sodding valve caps

 

Yes (well i do at the mo cos its only 3½ weeks old!)
Yes
No

odd ? us ?

not me, i'm the most normal person i know

 

1: No
2: No
3: No

Then again the cars not mine

I think you all have a sense of humour,but wether it's a good one or not I don't know.

I would get me coat but they took it off of me incase I harmed myself with it!!!!!!

 

i wonder if could get 'er indoors to wash it for me ? i could save myself a yes answer then

probably not seeing as how i wont let her even drive it !

coat, coat, who needs one of those in good old sunny england !

 

Markus, you implying i am slightly mad myself?

I am as sane as the next man (i live next to broadmoor hospital prison)

NO
NO
NO

 

No
No
No (but "yes" in a few weeks)

And you can tell the lower class pond life that wrote the article that it's not big or clever.........GRRRRRRRRRR

Stuart

 

ROFLMAO

 

And what exactly is wrong with Tartan wheels??

*Twitch Twitch*

Richard

 

ian/555

I want to see this report!! (if you ain't just winding us up!)

Can you scan it? Is it online?

Cheers!

Stephen

PS:
Yes
No
No

PPS:
Oh, I'm already wearing my coat...cheque please!

 

F***ing Hell
Up 'till this point i thought i was just plain boring. It is good to know it's just my sense of humour that is missing.
You know what they say; No sense of humour - Big D**K - or is that feet, buggered if i can remember.

Tha nks for point this out i will sleep so much better in th e knloedge that my sense of humour is.......... well isn't really.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Paul Habgood:
<B>F***ing Hell
Up 'till this point i thought i was just plain boring. It is good to know it's just my sense of humour that is missing.
You know what they say; No sense of humour - Big D**K - or is that feet, buggered if i can remember.

Thanks for pointing this out i will sleep so much better in the knowledge that my sense of humour is.......... well isn't really.[/quote]
P.S. my spelling and grammar arn't that hot either.
Am i a bad person???

 

IT=Infomation Technology.....
ROFLMAO

 

1. no (yes)

2. couldn't make my mind up so i've got one of each

3. yes

lots of love R 889 ENT

i'll get me thong ?

 

1. dirt is good (ask anyone at the dyno day, oh and crap in the boot acts as a low budget trunk monkey)
2. NO mine came gold from the factory
3. NO


p.s. hang on does answering these these questions mean I have no personality? Doh!

 

The survey is right about me. I don't have a sense of humour, let alone any kind of personality.

One day I hope I will be able to spell saarkastiik. How do I post this in grey?

Moray

 

Me too Moray

 

1.yes 2.no but thinking about it 3.yes

My apologies...

I need professional help....

It's something I've dreamed about for more than 15 years standing in bus shelters watching cossies, deltas and quatros drive by

Now I've achieved it ...

It feels good.

 

Phlabdabgurrgleflombydombydambydoodoo - As they say somewhere that I can't speak the language!

1) Sometimes
2) No - they were like that when I got the car your Honour
3) Won't be long now! - I've told the other 1/2 it's an investment

You may as well have a personalityectomy anyway if you've got one - they only get you into trouble! - You wait it'll be against some EU directive shortly!

Mick