I know this might have been done before. I'll start the ball rolling with .....

Fabien Bartez
Ryan Giggs
Paul Scholes
Martin Keown
Fanny Jeffers
Abel Xavier
Danny Murphy
Jaap Stam

 

Oh look, half of them are associated with United!

How the *** can you miss out Chadders?! Even I'll give you that one!

Stephen Wright, ex-'Pool... Bordering on the Chadders with those ears!
Dudek
Carragher
Hyypia
Hamann
Riise
Anelka...

I'm not too good at this kind of thing, I'm a bloke, but scousers are generally ugly people aren't they?!

 

Ugly sisters at manure - sisters Neville....

oh no, there I go again, obsession I must have ....

light blue touch paper, wait for Swin and STI to do their rottweiler stuff

how about ugliests brothers - hang on, Nevilles again...

 

Agree with Riise and Luke Chadwick and Nevilles

Get ya eyes sorted Swin I included 2 Lpool players or are you too bigoted to have noticed??????

 

Ljungberg
Sol Campbell
Kanu [eugh]
Bjornebye
Woodgate
Bowyer

 

No arguement from me ash

 

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

 

I didn't say you hadn't included any Liverpool players did I Redkop?!

Ash - I'll meet you half way, I'll give you Phillip!

 

Can't believe no one mentioned Colin Hendry

 

Zola.

He looks like a troll.

His head is fooking massive, but he's tiny.

 

Rushie
Southall
Chadwick
Dowie
Beardsley

All the old classics

 

Oh god yeah forgot about Peter Beardsley - but one of the all time ugliest has to be Teddy Sheringham

 

Nice to see Ian"wowie"Dowie included.
There is someone who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!!
IMHO

Paul.

 

Anyone remember Lawrie Madden of Sheff Wed?

He was the ugliest amongst my Panini sticker album days in the late eighties! Campbell Money of St Mirren gave him a good run for his money though!

 

We have Stephen Wright who is a freaking looking bloke at right back. There is a rumour that we're going to swap Bellion for Luke Chadwick....urgh. Wilko said something like - we want a right hand side that other teams will be scared of.

He is not wrong - no wonder the SOL is half empty these days.

 

I think there are other reasons for it being less than full!

Poor football, always losing and heading for the drop to name but 3

 

zola and keown, separated at birth but they threw away the most attractive bit

 

Paul Scholes

 

Out in front of all the others are:

Ian Rush (biggest conk with daft moustache)
Robbie Fowler (smallest ears ever on a footballer?)
Stephen Wright (most sticky out ears ever)
Jan Molby (was he separated from Cyril Smith at birth?)
Phil Thompson (biggest conk without daft moustache)
Peter Beardsley (can't list all defects, since children might read this)
John Wark (scary face, another daft moustache)
Danny Murphy (he's not getting the next POLICE ad contract, is he)
Bruce Grobbleaar (apparently passed over for the role of Gollum coz of that stupid moustashe)

All, I expect, sired by the lovely Tommy Smith.

Just need another one for a full team!....yeap, Julian Dicks (slaphead with eyes too close together), that'll do.

Any better suggestions for an ugly Liverpool XI?

 

Sheringham is deffo ugly after the goal against us. [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

Liam O'Brien
Kevin Moran
Jesper Olsen
Frank Stapleton
All ex Man Utd

 

Everyone seems to have forgotten Rio Ferdinand, inclusve of hair lip!

 

Gooner,

Not sure that any gooner should bandy around the word 'hair' in this thread when Seaman's still got that pigtail thing hanging down the back of his shorts! ;-)