Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

***, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Faster than a speeding ticket.

If you can read this you are too close..

High beams were made to **** people off!

If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.

I hate bumper stickers!

There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..

 

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

 

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth(!!!!)

Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!

 

I saw this on a new Ferrari:-

" Who said crime doesn't pay! "

Class or what.
darren

 

knock softly but firmly

I like soft firm knockers

 

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