Why is it that every week I wash my Green car and every week there is another scratch or ding or gouge in the tinwork , do these pond creatures not recognize green or are they programmed to attack it . last car was Redish blue....no un-due problem , just the odd small blemmish (including the one caused and botch repaired by a certain EX-dealer )I've owned black ,White, and 3 red cars in the past . Is it the colour ? are cretins getting more common ? am I getting paranoid ?

Bl**dy anoying

Ian