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Old 22 November 2012, 10:29 PM   #181  
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Car in question runs nearly flat 11s. Has one of the most aggressive launch controls I have ever seen. 997 PDK was left standing off the line at pod. Just shy of 700lb ft.

You sure?

My car does 0-60 in 2.8 secs.

Its got over 700HP, weighs 1350kg. Are you sure???
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Old 22 November 2012, 10:31 PM   #182  
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My car does 0-60 in 2.8 secs.

Its got over 700HP, weighs 1350kg. Are you sure???
Should be a good run then!

His is completely gutted, its going in for boost adjustment and a fresh map for meth (sorry).

Should be well over 750 with juice when its done.

I'll let him know a hairdresser on steriods wants to play!
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600hp car beats 400hp car shocker

Bring that GTO to me and i'll make it look like its not trying
Then why keep banging on about how your moddified car can beat standard cars?
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Get this guy a medal ! Biggest troll ever guys???
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Old 22 November 2012, 10:33 PM   #185  
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Should be a good run then!

His is completely gutted, its going in for boost adjustment and a fresh map for meth (sorry).

Should be well over 750 with juice when its done.

I'll let him know a hairdresser on steriods wants to play!

He wont trouble me.

Even with his 750hp, mine will put more power to the ground, and be more responsive. He will learn a lesson in what efficient power means
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No, he is a poor imitation of a troll. PSLewis could teach him a lesson or two.
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My car does 0-60 in 2.8 secs.

Its got over 700HP, weighs 1350kg. Are you sure???
Wow, I'm soooooo impressed!

However, hasn't this flying machine still just got a sh!tty haldex system? So not really a "proper" AWD system is it?

Unlike an R8, GTR, Impreza, Evo.

Poor mans R8. Poor excuse for an AWD system.
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No, he is a poor imitation of a troll. PSLewis could teach him a lesson or two.
I taught pissy lewis everything he knew.

He was my apprentice
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My car does 0-60 in 2.8 secs.

Its got over 700HP, weighs 1350kg. Are you sure???

The only thing that does 0-60 in 2.8 secs is ya sisters and moms ***** holes.

And they weigth about 1300 kgs also fat fckers
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Wow, I'm soooooo impressed!

However, hasn't this flying machine still just got a sh!tty haldex system? So not really a "proper" AWD system is it?

Unlike an R8, GTR, Impreza, Evo.

Poor mans R8. Poor excuse for an AWD system.

R8 system is basically just haldex in reverse

Whats more amusing is that the audi engineers say the TTRS is actually quicker around a track than the r8 v8. So much for lacking proper 4wd
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The only thing that does 0-60 in 2.8 secs is ya sisters and moms ***** holes.

And they weigth about 1300 kgs also fat fckers

Dont be jealous. Its all v-box verified
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Get this guy a medal ! Biggest troll ever guys???

That's why I posted on e90post and the GTR forums...biggest trolling I've ever seen!....Not even Piston Heads can match this!!!
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The only thing that does 0-60 in 2.8 secs is ya sisters and moms ***** holes.

And they weigth about 1300 kgs also fat fckers
Haha brilliant
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Dont be jealous. Its all v-box verified

Lmaolmao
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R8 system is basically just haldex in reverse

Whats more amusing is that the audi engineers say the TTRS is actually quicker around a track than the r8 v8. So much for lacking proper 4wd
Didn't you just say the R8 V8 is slow? Big whoop then.
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He was my apprentice
umm makes you a sith then




oooops sorry typo, a ****
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He wont trouble me.

Even with his 750hp, mine will put more power to the ground, and be more responsive. He will learn a lesson in what efficient power means

Go on then one last post

Its an oldie but a goodie, I can see you now, Just add `Audi TTRS` in the applicable places

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That's why I posted on e90post and the GTR forums...biggest trolling I've ever seen!....Not even Piston Heads can match this!!!


Links? The bmw boys need to be shown whose boss

Any more big turbo driver on here who think their car can match mine just because they threw a massive turbo onto their engine? I wanna teach them a lesson between a inefficient big turbo car and a efficient one
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He wont trouble me.

Even with his 750hp, mine will put more power to the ground, and be more responsive. He will learn a lesson in what efficient power means
Why won't he trouble you? Thats 4WD as well, very wide rears and set up for optimum high speed stability. Anti-lag, launch control, standalone ECU has muliple maps all with more adjustability than Bill Gate's personal office space.

It will put just as much down and once his custom gearbox is sorted, his will fly past 200 while your little Beetle is still scrambling off the start.

I'll let some of the GTO boys to be on the look out for your big-boy AudiTT (LMAO). Maybe Ben's GTO (Eurospec tuner) will run you at pod?
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The only thing that does 0-60 in 2.8 secs is ya sisters and moms ***** holes.

And they weigth about 1300 kgs also fat fckers
Like a BO53 bro
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Didn't you just say the R8 V8 is slow? Big whoop then.

Whats so hard to understand?? Yes its slow, its a ****ty v8 that only dynos 380hp and not the advertised 420hp. There are golf GTI's quicker than the r8 v8
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Why don't you two tarts come and play in the MLR/22b sprint series next year so we can be impressed with your cars?

Reminds me of this below

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Why won't he trouble you? Thats 4WD as well, very wide rears and set up for optimum high speed stability. Anti-lag, launch control, standalone ECU has muliple maps all with more adjustability than Bill Gate's personal office space.

It will put just as much down and once his custom gearbox is sorted, his will fly past 200 while your little Beetle is still scrambling off the start.

I'll let some of the GTO boys to be on the look out for your big-boy AudiTT (LMAO). Maybe Ben's GTO (Eurospec tuner) will run you at pod?
Seriously, this needs to be teed up to put this chump in his place. And recorded for posterity.
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FUN FACT.

TTRS VLN race car, which runs in FWD mode due to regulations is only 2 secs a lap slower than the r8 race cars with the "proper" 4wd system around the nurburgring, and is actually slower than the FWD ttrs racecar when its raining.

Dont cry STD Lover
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http://www.gtr.co.uk/forum/171699-gtr-v-s-tt-rs.html
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Seriously, this needs to be teed up to put this chump in his place. And recorded for posterity.
My brother would be more than happy to do the honours when his car is finished. Until then, let the TTRS boys reigh safe, Hairdressers will be doing half-price cuts over Christmas in celebration
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Whats so hard to understand?? Yes its slow, its a ****ty v8 that only dynos 380hp and not the advertised 420hp. There are golf GTI's quicker than the r8 v8
But you are trying to dine out on the fact it's not as quick round the track as the RS. Catch up, your b0llocks is tripping you up left right and centre.
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I take it you have been looking over the fence at the proving ground then? wishing you could have a fast car like the ones on the track???? but could only afford an overpriced hairdresser TT.
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Why won't he trouble you? Thats 4WD as well, very wide rears and set up for optimum high speed stability. Anti-lag, launch control, standalone ECU has muliple maps all with more adjustability than Bill Gate's personal office space.

It will put just as much down and once his custom gearbox is sorted, his will fly past 200 while your little Beetle is still scrambling off the start.

I'll let some of the GTO boys to be on the look out for your big-boy AudiTT (LMAO). Maybe Ben's GTO (Eurospec tuner) will run you at pod?

I'll **** all over him. My tranny losses are less. Im running a full race build, and Ican still park my car outside londons top restaurants. Couldnt do that in your chav chariots without it overheating in traffic, being a pig to drive in traffic, or being embarrassed to be seen in the chav machine
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