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Old 22 November 2012, 09:29 PM
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As you read it, you try not to laugh but at the same time you have the voice in your head saying

“why all the heat over a hairdressers car”

Then the thread gets closed by a mod who has a picture of a bright pink TT in his signature

great stuff
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx

I think someone's mixing real life with gran turismo
You should have stuck to gran turismo as thats the only time you will be winning any races if your car is the best you can do in life.
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What car do I have?

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You should have stuck to gran turismo as thats the only time you will be winning any races if your car is the best you can do in life.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:32 PM
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Interesting thread...
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by drb5
LMAO class! Yes, I'm off to top myself because I can't afford(or want to) join the TTRS clan.
Get yourself a jpb at Tony & Guy, you'll be halfway there.

It's like an 80s advert up there. 'TTRS fears no one, TTRS is a style icon'

TTRS is the car chosen by the driver who doesn't have the basic understanding to buy a GTR.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
Let me communicate with you in the only way you understand 'I'll have a grade 3 sides and back, short on top'
Ahh a big talker on the forums.............

So how many TTRS's have you actually beat on the streets?

because Ive lost count of the subarus that have tried to prove a point but failed.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:32 PM
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It can be as fast as a Eurofighter but it still has the chassis of a tarted up Golf.

Three out of five stars in Evo (my diesel hearse gets four out of five)

http://www.evo.co.uk/carreviews/evoc...udi_tt_rs.html

Average reviews elsewhere.

Gaz's Spec C - five stars, Stilovers R8 - five stars.

I'd be a bit miffed at spending near M3 money on such an average car.

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Old 22 November 2012, 09:33 PM
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There are three people posting in this thread who are obviously doing alot better in life than everyone else.

The TTRS lads and Alloy.

The rest of you need to catch up, get off your asses and work harder!
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
There are three people posting in this thread who are obviously doing alot better in life than everyone else.

The TTRS lads and Alloy.

The rest of you need to catch up, get off your asses and work harder!
I got a 25 year loan for a house, you got one for a car.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
TTRS is the car chosen by the driver who doesn't have the basic understanding to buy a GTR.
Why get a slow gtr when my car will fu<k it up then pull 100m in 5 seconds?

Oh and im still looking good while doing it, unlike your 80s big wing, small power rice crap.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:35 PM
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I'm still waiting for the stats "baby veyron" RS.

Had to join and watch you guys at it again!...lol...

Sorry to STI Impreza owners....but I'm waiting for Super TT RS to post some stats for me! and the other thread got locked....
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
I got a 25 year loan for a house, you got one for a car.

15 year, penthouse in london.

If you lived in london you would be in a council flat. The car matches your property
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Originally Posted by Demessiah>Rice
Ahh a big talker on the forums.............

So how many TTRS's have you actually beat on the streets?

because Ive lost count of the subarus that have tried to prove a point but failed.
So you have now confirmed you are

a) juvenile

and

b) irresponsible

Bravo.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
What car do I have?

Golf GTTDI, Toyota IQ.

Need to try harder mate
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
Get yourself a jpb at Tony & Guy, you'll be halfway there.

It's like an 80s advert up there. 'TTRS fears no one, TTRS is a style icon'

TTRS is the car chosen by the driver who doesn't have the basic understanding to buy a GTR.

GTRs are for people who cant drive fast without assistance
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Originally Posted by Demessiah>Rice
Why get a slow gtr when my car will fu<k it up then pull 100m in 5 seconds?

Oh and im still looking good while doing it, unlike your 80s big wing, small power rice crap.
I know my cars limitations, there are plenty. As they say, there is always something/someone better round the corner. In your case it is Nicky Clarke.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:39 PM
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Wrong. Golf went over a year ago.

You must try harder and I'm not your mate.
Also you forgot to switch user names, I didn't ask you the question.



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Golf GTTDI, Toyota IQ.

Need to try harder mate

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Old 22 November 2012, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
It can be as fast as a Eurofighter but it still has the chassis of a tarted up Golf.

Three out of five stars in Evo (my diesel hearse gets four out of five)

http://www.evo.co.uk/carreviews/evoc...udi_tt_rs.html

Average reviews elsewhere.

Gaz's Spec C - five stars, Stilovers R8 - five stars.

I'd be a bit miffed at spending near M3 money on such an average car.




1. TTRS is m3 money
2. TTRS spanks a m3 around a race track
3. You drive a diesel
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:39 PM
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only people who live in council flats go on "luxury" holidays

damn I bit


(but seriously that is true)
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
C. Need a wheelbarrow to carry our large cajones around in.
You carry Demasseuse's cajones on your chin.
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx
Wrong. Golf went over a year ago.

You must try harder and I'm not your mate.

what car do you own nicky
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
Need to try harder mate
I think we came to the wrong place mate, at least with the audi guy we have some half decent cars like the r8, rs6 to embarrass.

Im think these subarus are below us, every man and his dog knows a TTRS kills their crap so we have nothing to prove here
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Originally Posted by Myles
You carry Demasseuse's cajones on your chin.

No my chin is for your mums beef curtains
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
There are three people posting in this thread who are obviously doing alot better in life than everyone else.

The TTRS lads and Alloy.

The rest of you need to catch up, get off your asses and work harder!
What with your cheapo TTRS on the never never?
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
15 year, penthouse in london.

If you lived in london you would be in a council flat. The car matches your property
Congrats. My pretend Internet property is a penthouse on Mayfair. Bet mine has more windows than yours too. Oh, and my imaginary Internet mortgage is only 14 years.
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
There are three people posting in this thread who are obviously doing alot better in life than everyone else.

The TTRS lads and Alloy.

The rest of you need to catch up, get off your asses and work harder!
So, you've made it in life if you own a TTRS?

Where did my life go so wrong?
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Old 22 November 2012, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Myles
I know my cars limitations, there are plenty. As they say, there is always something/someone better round the corner.
Yeah! and now we are on your doorstep!

I suppose its a good thing you know your place in life

Better keep quiet about big exhausts and the crap you guys talk about, the big boys have now joined the discussion....
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Originally Posted by Demessiah>Rice
I think we came to the wrong place mate, at least with the audi guy we have some half decent cars like the r8, rs6 to embarrass.

Im think these subarus are below us, every man and his dog knows a TTRS kills their crap so we have nothing to prove here

I know mate. Lets leave them and their barry boy chav wagons to it with their chocolate engines.

Let em drive around mac d's attracting 14 year old girls. If saville was still alive today he'd probably own a scooby
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Originally Posted by TTRSTOOFAST4U
No my chin is for your mums beef curtains
My mum doesn't go for hairdressers, especially ones that drive an R8 wannabe.
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Originally Posted by stilover
So, you've made it in life if you own a TTRS?

Where did my life go so wrong?
You bought a chavvy scooby, and then replaced it with a all show no go v8 r8!
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