And above all this its given you an obvious hole in your life and a very deep routed wish that you could turn the clock back.

 

Engine Size 2204 cc
Cylinders 4
0-60 mph 8.3 s
Power Output 138 bhp
Valves 16
Torque 340 Nm 251 lb-ft
Top Speed 127 mph

i can pee faster.

 

or they are the twin scroll 2.0l version from Japan. Any gone bang yet?

 

You'll never win guys. He's a sad old man with no life other than trolling the forums. He's been banned from a civic forum. Says it all really. Well done to the civic mods for banning him - maybe our mods will do the same.

He never makes any comment about the crap parts of his amazing Honda (crap ride, stupid seats, daft dashboard, no rear view, pathetic paint etc etc). Can't accept that any other car can possibly be better than his (thats why everyone has a civic you know) He dreams about his 'amazing torque, £110 tax, and 55mpg'. Those figures are actually crap in any case. My Mrs' BMW 1 series diesel is faster, does 60mpg, and has £30 tax.

Come on mods, let him go bother some other forum

 

I'm universally known as "AJ" or "Alan" apart from my four strapping sons, who call me "Dad". To anyone else, it's Mr. Jeffery.
I don't feel inadequate in any situation. I understand that you're used to bullying others into submission throughout your 26,000 flippin' posts but I'm not prone to it, certainly not intellectually.
If I've said anything about myself it's to back up the fact that I'm in a position to pontificate on certain subjects. I'm sure you wouldn't listen to Brian *** if he didn't have "Professor" in front of his name.
Reference your tendency to bring my genitalia into the discussion.
I can argue the point about the ultimate sadness involved in Honda diesel ownership, and the inevitable parking space retained at rest homes around the country to accomodate them. However, I can't argue about your crass "small *****" jibe, without getting mine out and waving it around to prove otherwise. One thing I can state quite clearly however.
I most certainly have *****.



Sorry, 28,000 posts! - Crikey.

PS. Yes, I can map your Honda.

 

Quality...

 

PS. Yes, I can map your Honda. all pay homage the ability to polish a turd is a very rare quality . get it done pete you may just see 60mpg then

 

I do love it here .... really, I do ...... you lot give an old man so much pleasure on a day to day basis

Long may a difference of opinion thrive and prosper!!

 

How much did you pay for your Honda?

 

Oi leave the engine alone im on 6k and its fine touch wood

And although the civic i agree has a slightly better inside its very tacky still with blue **** and silly dials, quality is jag xf audi a6 im afraid to say

 

£14,000 less than Subaru want for an Impreza STi .... I did make that clear in an earlier post.

That's why the 2.5% isn't going to change things ... which is where i came in, in post number 1.

 

How much did you pay for it? Im not interested in comparisons.

 

I'm wrong with that £14,000 .... I've just been to check the price of the Impreza STi on Subaru's website - and my Civic was £16,000 LESS!!!

Holy Crap! No wonder Subaru cannot sell them!!

 

26 fousand , after hes paid off the finance

 

Dont worry I understand that its painful to say. A bit of banter is one thing, toying with someones emotions who has that sinking feeling of knowing they've ballsed up is another. It must be horrible knowing that you're now stuck with it for a long time or face a depreciation hit that will undo all those 50mpg fuel savings you've been doing. You have my sympathy.
On the plus side you have a 3 year warranty for when the clutch and gearbox inevitably lets go.

 

Would u take your civic to a track Pete? I think not. So why we still coming back to the same subject? Some of us get the sti spec scoob to have something nippy on the road and to have loads of fun on the track... Your car purpose is different, so no need to post your tourqe etc again and again.....its just an everyday modern diesel and not a sports car however u love it. We choose and like different things as we are all diferent m8. Although people insulting and slaging great cars like civic type R's are childish in my opinion.... have a look at JDM spec and its a whole diferent story.... I'm folowing Japanese TA and other type of events and must say honda type R's are not much down by the lap times, as they have been built for tarmac and their chassis are brilliant . To tell you the trueth i cant see myself driving a scoob everyday also as i have different priorities and would have your civic instead BUT not for a fun factor!!!! For that i would keep my good old classic sti v3. It puts a smile on my face still after 3.5 years.

Civic diesel - everyday
Impreza STI - weekend/track fun

BASTA!!!

 

Think about all that torque you could have after Mr Jeffery maps your car, could snap your neck clean off..........if only............please God.

 

also bare in mind guys subarus suspension is quite hard, At his age he will have Piles as big as Grapes, OUCH !!!!

 

I know!!

I can tell you now that I'm dribbling down matron just thinking about it

Once I receive full details of the comprehensive warranty supplied with the re-map, I shall sign up!!

 

all i can say if its that good Y ru on here all the time & not a honda forum

 

He's banned from all of them.

 

^^ Not Quite ^^

 

thats sounds about right

 

No-one pulls traffic to ScoobyNet like I do ... I should be paid, not slated

 

Superchips will cover the manufacturers warranty up to its time limit.
Should the car fail, and should Honda refuse a warranty claim on the basis that you've had it chipped, than Superchips insurance company will pay the repair bill.
In the seven years or so they've been running this scheme, we've never heard of a claim.
It's free for the first year, then a small charge per year until the warranty runs out.
Superchips are generally up to speed, but not all brand new models will be covered just yet, so you may have to wait for that one.

 

That's actually a decent offering ..... I must be honest, I was expecting a 'sell it and run' warranty.