"When Father papered the parlour
You couldn't see him for paste
Dabbing it here! dabbing it there!
Paste and paper everywhere
Mother was stuck to the ceiling
The children stuck to the floor
I never knew a blooming family
So stuck up before."

 

WTF

Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat;
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do,
If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you!

 

So you don't get it?

 

So when is the scoobynet gangbang?

 

Never - can you imagine stirring PS Lewis's porridge?

 

Any thoughts of swinging are now gone, forever

 

I'm not sure I could commit to one.

I'd need to see picture proof that you lot are at least half human.

 

I don't know about half human, what say instead we can demonstrate evidence of human-like DNA?

 

Isn't it high in protein and good for the skin?

Mr P says that's why I such shiny hair.....

 

Cheaper than shampoo as well

 

Haha, yep.

Both give you red eye though.

 

Yeah but takes a bit more 'elbow grease' to get out of the bottle.

 

I bet half the people posting and reading do have it down as a fantasy. I mean how many men are there on here here that have not had a fantasy about the company of 2 women? Not many I would suspect.

Sticking point is how do you cope with the missus having company from 2 males?

Dont think I'd personally be able to handle that myself, sometimes it's better keeping fantasy as just that.

 

depends how much you trust your missus not many people will be comfortable with it but people who really are with the right person well you just know your missus wont do anything that your not happy with

 

How could you "be happy" about some codger blowing his man juice over/in your missus's face?

 

he'd keep it in the condom surely

 

Yes!

Always practice safe sex.
Especially when your sleeping with different people on a regular basis.

 

Easy solution. Don't get your wife involved in swinging. Book a nice hotel room and hire two high end hookers to give you the full lesbo experience.

So you have fulfilled your fantasy without having to see your wife's face being spunked over by two fat guys and and are free of all the emotional baggage that would come with it. I highly recommend it

I'm surprised you never figured that out for yourself

 

You go first

 

I'm already on here, it's the men I need to see.

 

If you are happy to let 3 raging ***** make your missus air tight I doubt a little leakage is going to bother you.

 

From watching tv programs about it, swingers don't tend to do all this spit roast, gang bang orgy stuff. It's mostly just couple doing one one one.

It is what it is.

 

When are they on? I've checked my TV mag and it makes no reference to swingers....

 

Sexetera, couldn't tell you when, they have all sorts on there.

Also, stay up past 1.00 and there is all sorts like that on the discovery chanels.

 

The later it gets... the more "stuff" you learn from the telly

 

http://www.chameleons.cc/

NSFW

 

Well, it's far from educational! But there are some things to be learned.

 

 

It's like those super early morning OU information burst programmes but for the filthy and depraved

 

You got a confession?