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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 01:46 PM
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Not a top team like Reading, I know
Wow, two "witty" comebacks in 5 mins. you're on a roll.

So, back to the subject.

Scum.
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 01:48 PM
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and to add some fire to this equation, frank lampard is as bad and i wouldn't want either of them near my team. we can all go on about bout rooney, but what we forget is that he was bloody young not captain of his country and thats the only time its happened, he's now settled down got a family and in the form of his life. yet these two seem to think its there right to **** anything that moves even when they've got partners and children.
Whats Frank Lampard done ?
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
Wayne Bridges ex

At least he doesn't have to pay someone

Rooney admits 'sex with a granny'| News | This is London
Pussies *****

Bridges ex yes, but she probably belongs to someone else

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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Acquitted in a court
And here's the jury

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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37

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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan

So, back to the subject.

Scum.
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 04:23 PM
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C'mon Richie, your turn
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 05:22 PM
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 05:34 PM
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Scum! nice find
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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 06:50 PM
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Charles who?

Anyway, thanks so much for the link.

My five-month affair with John Terry by model who claims he has been getting away with it for years | Mail Online

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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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At the end of the day who honestly gives a sh*t about players private lives? Jt is one of the best CB, Steven G is the best CM and Rooney is without question the best CF. I couldn't give a rats *** if their all f*cking each others mrs or grandma's. If JT shouldn't be England captain who should??

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Old Jan 31, 2010 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
If JT shouldn't be England captain who should??

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Becks will get it back for the WC
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 09:36 AM
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They're all at it, the only difference with Terry is he got caught!
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 10:40 AM
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I see she's now got Max Clifford on the case.

No doubt soon her story will appear in the News Of The World claiming that John Terry suffers from ED and sat on the edge of the bed crying all night
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Charles who?
I think that about every Liverpool player............ who???
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
I think that about every Liverpool player............ who???
Not as good today. Try harder.

Back on topic, I see the calls for the King of Chavs to step down are getting louder. Of course he should, for the good of the team. It's not right having scum like him leading the national side.
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
Not as good today. Try harder.

Back on topic, I see the calls for the King of Chavs to step down are getting louder. Of course he should, for the good of the team. It's not right having scum like him leading the national side.
It is proven JT doesn't possess it.
Taking 10k from journos pretending to be businessmen for a private bridge tour.
Pumping a teamates bird behind his back.
His main concern was losing his sponsorship deals.
There is no defending him, he's a maggot at best. However most footballers are d!cks nowadays.
England deserve a better captain, the world cup is near and Rooney is on fire!
Stevie G is the best Captain anyway. its common knowledge Scolari influenced Capello. Then JT repayed him by driving the knife right between his blades!!!
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 10:41 PM
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JOHN TERRY HAD SEX WITH AN OCTOPUS
01-02-10

JOHN Terry's future as England captain was on a knife-edge last night after it emerged he had sex with a 12-foot octopus.

Terry broke at least two of its three hearts
The England and Chelsea skipper refused to deny the fling with the eight-legged sea creature amid claims he also paid for it to abort their ink-filled, mutant love baby.

According to friends of the millionaire footballer the sex happened when Terry and two of his Chelsea team-mates took part in an all-day drinking session at the Sea Life Centre in Great Yarmouth.

One source said: "By two in the afternoon John was getting aggressive and saying he wanted to fight an electric eel, but then he changed his mind and decided to urinate into a child's face instead.

"The other lads picked out this little seven year-old and were holding its arms, when John suddenly spotted the octopus and got that familiar look in his eye.

"He bought two glasses of Cristal, poured one into the tank and then pressed his face up against the glass, shouting 'you probably recognise me'.

"Then he jumped into the tank, took its leg-arm thing and led it into the corner behind the plastic coral reef where he had sex with it twice. I don't even know if it's a male or a female and, I suspect, neither does he."

The source added: "Should he resign? I'm not sure. On the one hand he is quite good at shouting while he's playing football, but on the other hand he may have had gay sex with a drunken octopus."

Meanwhile a survey of English boys aged between six and 14 has revealed that more than 80% now want to cheat on their wives with the long-term octopus of a close friend or team-mate, but only if they can then pay for it to have an abortion.

A spokesman for the Professional Sportsman's Association said: "John needs to consider his position very carefully because it is hugely important who captains the England football team."

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You Chelsea fans make me sick! Also proving just how little class you have if you can offer any support for this so called man that is John Terry. You can forgive a lot of things in life but one rule a bloke should never ever break is fukking one of your so called mates misses. Any bloke who does that is the lowest of the low. the women may be slags and you don't give a **** about but to do that to a apparent mate means you are one step behind kiddie fiddlers in my book. It sickens me he's England captain.
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Old Feb 1, 2010 | 10:49 PM
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Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his **** made from Cadburys chocolate, she said that she prefers Terrys.
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 09:51 AM
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They probably do in Terry' little world, sadly for his kids.
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 11:47 AM
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TBH, all these comments about what a good captain he is on the field, and what a solid footballer, just cut no ice.

As ENGLAND captain, he is an ambassador and a figurehead for the sport.

That means he must be whiter than white, both on, AND OFF the field.

So no leading his teammates across the field to harrass and manhandle officials.
No spitting on opponents.
No off field shenanigans like parking in a disabled zone for three hours, p*ssing on a disco floor in public or sh*gging teammates' wives

And let's all face facts, we ARE NOT talking ONE SLIP here, we are talking multi
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
You Chelsea fans make me sick! Also proving just how little class you have if you can offer any support for this so called man that is John Terry. You can forgive a lot of things in life but one rule a bloke should never ever break is fukking one of your so called mates misses. Any bloke who does that is the lowest of the low. the women may be slags and you don't give a **** about but to do that to a apparent mate means you are one step behind kiddie fiddlers in my book. It sickens me he's England captain.
I think you want to wind your neck in a bit . It's kicking a football around FFS!
How should ******** a mates EX missus make him unfit to be captain of a football team!? Maybe he's fallen out with his own wife.

Now, if a future King of England was having extra marital affairs, that would be bad............oh, hang on a minute
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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B2Z, who would fit the bill as a whiter than white English football captain moment? None of them would be a role model, kids don't give a 5hite about roll models.

Tony Adams was put away for drink driving, he remained Arsenal captain.

Man USA's favourite son George Best was a complete **** head, even more so after being given someone else's liver, yet there's still a big bronze statue of him outside Old Trafford
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 04:24 PM
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You don't get it Paul. Any man knows you don't nick your mates bird even if she is an ex. The fact he was also his team mate makes it a football issue and not just a story in his private life.
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 04:43 PM
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I know it's a wind up
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pauld37
B2Z, who would fit the bill as a whiter than white English football captain moment?
Stevie G.


























Oh, hang on.
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