where's the potato bread and soda bread. not a fry without them.

 

I often get stick from my mates for my food rules. I don't like beans and can't eat anything that has bean juice on it, not even the bits that don't have bean juice on them. Spaghetti Hoop juice is fine. Also, I eat my food in individual items e.g. I eat my FEB as follows: the white of the egg, then split the yolk for dipping, 1 sausage, rasher of bacon, 2nd sausage, 2nd rasher and finally hash brown (or toast). The thought of combining 2 or more ingredients together on a fork fills me with dread. A bacon, sausage and egg sarnie is acceptable.

 

I need to lie down, the egg is TOUCHING the beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What's more concerning is the advert implies that the accompanying beverage for the fry-up would be a coke, sprite or fanta

That's a serious breach of protocol!!

 

Well, I've got up too late to start doing one of these, and I have to source the ingredients which is not that easy on a Sunday. I am going to cook one for tea this week. It will be stupendous.

 

Right.

Beans can be on the same plate. They can touch the white, but ABSOLUTELY NOT the yolk.

The egg must have had the fat splashed over so that the yolk is white on the outside but still runny in the middle. ABSOLUTELY NO (on pain of death!) snotty eggs.

Must have black pudding.

NO mixing the egg yolk and beans on the fork (white is acceptable, as it's tasteless).

TEA is the ONLY thing to have with a FEB. Strong but not stewed (just a dash of milk). Twinings. One sugar. And I speak as one who has black coffee every morning with a non-FEB.

 

Eggs should be segregated from the beans by using sausages as a breakwater

 

Agreed.

Agreed.

Definitely.

Hmm, not sure about that!.. If it was going to be a cuppa and a piece of cake, then the sugar in the tea would be ok, but with a Full English I would argue no sugar/sweeteners in the tea!..

 

Ever sought help?

 

Baked beans have absolutely no place in a full breakfast

2 eggs, 3 sausages, 4 bacon, 1 tomato*, mushrooms, black (or white) pudding & fried bread

And a cup of tea exactly as Old Splice's instructions :thumb

*fried, none of your tinned plum rubbish

 

Best cup of tea in the whole wide world is to be had at the 'Harbour Cafe', Peel, Isle of Man.

 

The place i got my last full english from, served the entire thing inside a stottie, and called it a belly-buster

THE BEANS WERE TOUCHING EVERYTHING!

 

Hunt him down and banish him for life,he let the Beans touch everything.

 

Now there's a project

 

I don't mind the beans on the egg, it's the black pudding and mushrooms I can't stand uke:

 

I am deffo getting a belly-buster on the way into work tomorrow.

 

Whilst we're on the subject...........which beans?

Now. I've been (no pun intended ) a Heinz girl all my life but I'm afraid I've now gone over to the dark side. Crosse and Blackwell Branston beans are the future.

 

Yep branstons are very good, infact possably better than Heinz

 

Beans are brilliant with eggs! I hope these people aren't your friends, because I'd be getting new ones!

 

Heresy.

 

and on another more serious note the ulster fry is like a weekend in a health farm for us jocks, after were finished frying our breakfast we then drink the cooking oil straight from the frying pan

 

The missus peps our beans up, with a bit of melted cheese and some fajita seasoning

 

No matter how good they are, ever since Heinz did the dirty on HP (sauce) i avoid their products where-ever possible. I believe that they now even own Daddies sauce - thus severely restricting the choice of "brown stuff" on the shelves! Both HP (as in "Houses of Parliament") and Daddies sauce are now made in Holland

Branston beans are now my favourite

mb

 

Try them, you'll be plesently supprised.

 

That's what I thought until I had a free tin through the door and thought I may as well (begrudgingly) give them a whirl.

I tell you.........there's no going back.......I've been corrupted. And I love every minute of it!

 

I just saw this thread and thought why the hell does it matter if you want beans they can be tipped all over he damn meal for all I care I am going to be eating them anyway for those who don't like beans dont have any put on your plate simple.

this has to be the most pointless poll in the creation of the internet

 

Philistine!

 

That's just so wrong

The bread isn't properly toasted, its not cut in triangles and it not acting as a boarder between the eggs and the beans. And those tomatoes are nowhere near cooked enough.


Other than that....< slobbers >

 

lol your a fussy b,stard

looks f,ing good too me, grease is great ehh

 

Exactly, also see post 56