The greatest movie quote of all time
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"the light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly Roy"
YouTube - Blade Runner- Roy kills Tyrell (HD)
YouTube - Blade Runner- Roy kills Tyrell (HD)
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"Shut up, c*nt. You louse. You got some f*ckin' neck ain't you. Retired? F*ck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a f*cking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat b@stard. You look like f*cking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? **** of the walk?"
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From: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Without question (bad language alert)
YouTube - Team America - dicks, pussies and ********
I also sometimes use the above clip to explain to newbies how moderation works and why it's necessary
A close second: (another bad language alert)
YouTube - Commando: "**** you *******"
Which also happens to be what happens to people who get on the wrong side of the web team!
YouTube - Team America - dicks, pussies and ********
I also sometimes use the above clip to explain to newbies how moderation works and why it's necessary
A close second: (another bad language alert)
YouTube - Commando: "**** you *******"
Which also happens to be what happens to people who get on the wrong side of the web team!
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you're a big man but you're out of condition.
Me it's a full time job.....
Then Brit Ekland caught having phone sex: what's the matter with you have you got stomach ache? No I'm doing my keep fit exercises (or similar)
Me it's a full time job.....
Then Brit Ekland caught having phone sex: what's the matter with you have you got stomach ache? No I'm doing my keep fit exercises (or similar)
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"Gimme a Diablo sandwhich and a Dr Pepper and make it quick im in a goddamn hurry!!"
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Dailymotion - Sheriff Buford T. Justice - a Funny video
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Dailymotion - Sheriff Buford T. Justice - a Funny video
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From a film full of stunning quotes, my favourite:
It's SH1TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete ********. It's a SH1TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!
It's SH1TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete ********. It's a SH1TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!
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Love the JASBSB quote.
Another KS type quote:
Dante: "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?"
View it here 2:31 in.
The whole "Porch Monkey" scene in Clerks II could be considered quotable. View it here
In fact, the *** to Mouth scene is another quotable one too, I think most of the move is somewhat quotable.
If we are talking all time classic quotes, well, obviously Roy's speech with his creator and Tears in Rain are right up there, along with "We're gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws.
Personally I also like "Peekaboo you ****s you!" from Casino.
Another KS type quote:
Dante: "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?"
View it here 2:31 in.
The whole "Porch Monkey" scene in Clerks II could be considered quotable. View it here
In fact, the *** to Mouth scene is another quotable one too, I think most of the move is somewhat quotable.
If we are talking all time classic quotes, well, obviously Roy's speech with his creator and Tears in Rain are right up there, along with "We're gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws.
Personally I also like "Peekaboo you ****s you!" from Casino.
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"Everything.??
Okay, I'll talk. In 3rd grade,I cheated on my history exam.
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.
In 6th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.
Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out!
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then I made a noise like this, urggh, urrrrrrrghh, UUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then. Then this was horrible.
All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life."
wow!! that was a mission!!! so, so many
Okay, I'll talk. In 3rd grade,I cheated on my history exam.
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.
In 6th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.
Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out!
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then I made a noise like this, urggh, urrrrrrrghh, UUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then. Then this was horrible.
All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life."
wow!! that was a mission!!! so, so many
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"Everything.??
Okay, I'll talk. In 3rd grade,I cheated on my history exam.
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.
In 6th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.
Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out!
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then I made a noise like this, urggh, urrrrrrrghh, UUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then. Then this was horrible.
All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life."
wow!! that was a mission!!! so, so many
Okay, I'll talk. In 3rd grade,I cheated on my history exam.
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.
In 6th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.
Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out!
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then I made a noise like this, urggh, urrrrrrrghh, UUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
And then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience. Then. Then this was horrible.
All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life."
wow!! that was a mission!!! so, so many
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From a film full of stunning quotes, my favourite:
It's SH1TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete ********. It's a SH1TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!
It's SH1TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just *******. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by *******. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete ********. It's a SH1TE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!
class film 
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a couple more
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it."
Elwood: "Sh*t"
Jake : "What"
Elwood: "Rollers"
Jake: "No"
Elwood: "Yeah"
Jake: "Sh*t"
Mart
lol beaten to it by RA Dunk
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"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved"
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Ive used the last bit on her indoors a few times lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455/quotes
Wheres my blues brothers DVD
"Get away from her, you *bitch!*"
Mart
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Ive used the last bit on her indoors a few times lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455/quotes
Wheres my blues brothers DVD
"Get away from her, you *bitch!*"
Mart
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