DCI Gene Hunt

Thought it was magpies

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

I am good at archery

My boyfriend will have to hide the gun once a month

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

I don't think i could kill something so clever and beautiful









But if i catch them eating anything in my garden i will feel differently

Simon C

Sara, if you haven't got the kahoona's to do it, drop me a PM, but your supplying the coffee

DCI Gene Hunt

Simon C

You have a 1 track mind DCI

sarasquares

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so do i

DCI Gene Hunt

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

I dont think he is offering his services now

Anyway, he has got some dodgy photos he could blackmail me with

DCI Gene Hunt

Some people are just soooooo touchy

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

I should be annoyed at you as you scared a potential client away

DCI Gene Hunt

.......... he'll be back

sarasquares

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I will have to dangle a little something as bait


The last comment was in reference to trapping birds

DCI Gene Hunt

As long as you're not dangling your dongle you'll be fine, or maybe that's exactly what he's expecting

sarasquares

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He has seen me dangle my dongle

Off topic lol

Simon C

Never left

And yes, I have seen various parts of Sara That night in london was very revealing!!!

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

Shame that the memory fades as you get older


I think you are the only one that has seen my dongle on SN

Simon C

And Telboy, NG, and a couple of others that were there

Anyway Sara, whats behind your garden? also have you got any next door neighbours and do you have a footpath running down 1 side of your garden?

Asking as, the law requires all projectiles to stay within your boundary, and your not allowed to shoot within 50 feet of the centre of a public right of way.

sarasquares

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The important difference there is that you was standing opposite me, the others were by my side, checks parting, so there was not room with a view

And back on topic, i have Maple trees at the end of my garden and another back garden backs onto mine. I will be able to get the pigeons on the ground when they go for my veg. They also have a tree house in a hooge conifer at the side of my house, they are not getting away

Simon C

Could have sworn Tel and Lee were beside me at the time

You will have to be carefull of the house behind.

sarasquares

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Pants on fire
He works nights and so is in bed in the day and the kids are at school. I think that if you fire into the air you cant do any harm to someone on the ground, unless a bird lands on their head

I have a pretty big garden so most deaths will occur on the veg patch

tanyatriangles

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What gun do you have SS?

DCI Gene Hunt

....and that is why you should NEVER own or fire a gun

sarasquares

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There is an old one here in my garage but the sight wont stay on. I have been looking at some for about £200 but i know didly whatever about air rifles.
Me and my boyfriend have talked about it but not done anything about it yet so i thought i would start the ball rolling.

I could do with some advice though if anyone can help

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

Maybe i was being a bit blond there

Simon C

You beat me to it!!!

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

I shall do some reading up on the subject


Fore warned is for armed

Devildog

Sara,

Can you not get those dogs of yours to do something useful like chase the birds away?

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

Your joking, my chickens have pecked my dogs on the nose, my dogs are chickens

Rater4

Before you start shooting at living creatures having had no shooting experience or any idea about how to deliver a humane kill could you please just outline for us the non-lethal alternatives you have tried?