Mind, with the amount of different painkillers I was on, plus muscle relaxants, plus laxatives to counteract the painkillers' side-effects, plus statins, plus blood pressure reducers, I was pretty much sleeping 18 hours.

Good fekkin job too, it was the only time I was apparently pain-free..........or so deeply under I didn't know any better.

 

muscle relaxants AND laxatives....


Please God don't tell me you farted at any time?!? You'd fart, follow through, get no ring sting and paste the far wall in deep brown wood chip....

 

You have to be joking, right? Two lots of painkillers saw to that.

You've heard the joke about the constipated mathematician? Well my right forefinger is no pencil, let me tell you...................