na you gotta be kidding me man! detailing a hoover! is that guy for real!

 

OMG........ I read the car detail yesterday, agree it would make a great second hand buy but what the flump..... detailing a dyson.

GB

p.s. didn't he realise that the filter he cotton budded comes off and he could have chucked it in the sink for a proper clean I'll be off then.

 

Might pop round his house tomorrow with a bag of soot and sand

 

what. the. ****.

remember there was some loon who detailed a stainless toaster posted up some time ago, please don't tell me it's the same guy.

 

I seriously hope that is a pish take..

 

no he honestly did I'm on my iPhone so can't copy the address but it's on detail world

 

i like his car almost bought one me self

 

Fantastic stuff, a man who details his dyson ROFL

 

This is now on every forum I read, What a loonytune!

ROFL

 

Yo Blood! we iz doin a cruize next week, he iz cumin wit di dyson, I s gonna go in my classic 1973 Bakelite Hoover Big Bag.



JUST NEED TA WASH IT DOWN WIV CAVIAR AND CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE then go take pictures in di multi storey. Check out ma thread on www.Idon'tgetanyathome.co.uk

Gonna get Ant an Deaf off Xfactor to *** for a free mic session, be bad man. Just loke di movie 8 mile.

Respect

 

this is the guy with astras mate! hes only one of the best in the world, charging anything up to around 8 grand for a job, he goes all over europe!!

Miracle Detail - Car detailing - Paintwork Correction

 

How can he be that thorough in washing the car and not even notice it's an Astra.

 

Do you think that he has ever kissed a girl?

 

Maybe one of the life-size cardboard cutouts you see in the shops.

 

will he ever take it on the nurburgring?

 

I wonder when he's going to detail his fleshlight

 

bet he has to pay for it ...............oh wait itll make a mess in the car


I would say no then

 

or de-swirling the glass eyes of his real doll

 

could understand if it was mk1 escort rs2000, but a vauxhall disastra. Then they have the cheek to call it a nurburgring. Surprised it managed a lap without torque steering in to the nearest armco

 

I like the disAstra's qualifications for being called 'Nurburgring'. Faux carbon plastic bits, some wheels, some seats, tints and a back box. That's really gonna make it soooooo much better around the 'Ring than a standard Poxhaul Ashtray

 

Does the FD in his reg no stand for Fudd?

 

In the beginning there was the word,


and it was N-b!

 

He reckons that after 15 months, he was offered a grand or so less than he paid, to part ex for a car that was similarly priced..??

Vauxhall having a bit of free advertisement on the back of a numpty?

 

hahahhaah,
dont forget there are embossed maps of the ring on the seats, for when you get lost

 

Am i being odd here or what? This guy gets to see and clean the most exclusive vehicles on the planet, And most of you are taking the ****? Erm.... he's not doing it for pocket money, and he doesn't have a boss he gets the best cars and charges a mint for doing what he enjoys! I'm really serious about setting myself up in business like this while the rest of you complain about your employers!

If you need me i'm in the North West!

Simpsons!

 

I thought the "top" guy was his mate helping him not actually him??

 

Thumbs up to him for detailing the Dyson, I love how he took it to the car park for a photoshoot too Suggests he has a sense of humour after all.

 

He's not the top guy, IIRC it is his mate as pantsUk suggested

 

Superb !! lol

 

I just love the way all the other forum members praise him. Can't they tell he has issues?!