I didn't understand the original post as it WAS WRITTEN IN SHOUTY P*SS POOR ENGLISH.

 

I have an average ***** and only 221 BHP

I am looking to mod the car to about 280BHP though, anyone tell me if it will make my ***** bigger?

 

Who said anything about power being a ***** compensation.

I have around 600bhp and am ample in the other department lol

 

I have a massive 60bhp in my run around Kia Perodua and a massive 12" *****, now where did I put that cucumber

Banny

 

The other day i saw a evo doing UNDER 100 mph, i got worried as it was passed a school so it might have been an undercover police car, cant think of any other explanation.

Simon

 

I believe it works out to an extra 3" per 50bhp

Vash

 

What a load of ****e this thread is,bollox,bolox,bollox
I beat you,you are rubbish,nice try its all about huge huge egos

 

could not agree more!

 

Take it to a race track not on the roads u will end up killing yourself or others!

I bought my scooby because i have loved the car since i was about 13 not to show of racing!!

 

there is a place and a time , i think the negative posts are from the way it was put across in the originall post ! . ***** comp pmsl .

 

Retard.

 

Is this where some hugely inadiquate person starts talking about 'size doesnt matter' or 'its what you do with it that counts'?

Please allow me, its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean!

 

Yes. Your quilt will be noticeably higher when you wake up tomorrow

 

Haha yeh will no longer be a tent.. but a teepee!

 

Where in this guys OP does he actually admit to speeding, driving dangeously or racing????

All he said is the guy in the evo was playing with 340BHP, you can have plenty of fun while not breaking the speed limit or driving dangeously, i think it would of been better for most people not to have bothered posting and allowing this thread to go on and on and on

Oh, i have about 250BHP and a long *****, i would say its of average width but is well above the average length and every partner i have had has backed these claims up, if you still dont believe then i have pictures if anyone wants to compare

Dave M

 

your not that "strange" bloke that got a few peoples email addys on here and started asking to trade pictures are you? you know of your wife, her sister, and... well your **** something like pvclover@ hotmail.com



if not, well good for you on having the ***** o say what you did or should that be shaft.

 

I have a works vehicle with 19,600lb of thrust! It can do over 300mph too.

Beat that with you orbital sanders, cordless drills and EVO's...


Back to the UK in 38 days!!! Enjoying the Middle East sunshine at the mo..

Lots of Scoob's here and some nice EVO's too, Arabs with money and 15 pence a gallon petrol!

Drive safe!

 

No mate, not sure what your on about, im now as lost as this thread

Dave M