A joke about the Americans.
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Please stop it, that's just too funny
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However definition 2 fits the OP. As an amusing thing it is very good, it just isn't a joke
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Just thought Id pop in and see what was going on and noticed the quality of humour has dropped in such a small space of time without me. As for Gravity, I have to admit people are floating about although thats probably the drugs rather than lack of Gravity
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I am, they do have the internet out here too you know Just thought Id pop in and see what was going on and noticed the quality of humour has dropped in such a small space of time without me.
As for Gravity, I have to admit people are floating about although thats probably the drugs rather than lack of Gravity
Just thought Id pop in and see what was going on and noticed the quality of humour has dropped in such a small space of time without me. As for Gravity, I have to admit people are floating about although thats probably the drugs rather than lack of Gravity
I imagine you to be in a bar not unlike "TittyTwister" from that classic film "Dusk Till Dawn"....
"We got all pussies, hairy *****, bald *****....." You know the one
Hope the travelling is all going to plan
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Hola DCI.
Its only 1pm here, been up since the cack of dawn scouting for a hostel so just chilling now for a short while before looking for a bar and some Fajitas
Thanks though, think I´ll be popping in more than I imagined with free internet access everywhere
Its only 1pm here, been up since the cack of dawn scouting for a hostel so just chilling now for a short while before looking for a bar and some Fajitas
Thanks though, think I´ll be popping in more than I imagined with free internet access everywhere
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1pm is drink-o-clock.... a beer is in order I believe .... followed by a session of totty appreciation (remembering to photograph the best ones for display on SN)
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I imagine you to be in a bar not unlike "TittyTwister" from that classic film "Dusk Till Dawn"....
"We got all pussies, hairy *****, bald *****....." You know the one
"We got all pussies, hairy *****, bald *****....." You know the one
Hope all well with your travels Dave
Four people sit in a train, a Pretty french woman, An old German lady, an englishman and an American.....
The train goes into a tunnel and the sound of a slap rings out, when the train reappears the American has a big red mark on his face.
The Pretty french woman thinks, That dirty American must have tried to touch me and got the old lady instead so she slapped him
The American thinks, That English bloke must touched the french lady and she thinks its me.
The Old German lady thinks, He must have touched the french lady and shes slapped him.
And the englishman thinks, I hope theres another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again!!!
The train goes into a tunnel and the sound of a slap rings out, when the train reappears the American has a big red mark on his face.
The Pretty french woman thinks, That dirty American must have tried to touch me and got the old lady instead so she slapped him
The American thinks, That English bloke must touched the french lady and she thinks its me.
The Old German lady thinks, He must have touched the french lady and shes slapped him.
And the englishman thinks, I hope theres another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again!!!
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Only 21% though 
.... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....
So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
.... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
Only 21% though .... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....
So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
.... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
Only 21% though .... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....
So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
.... the rest (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, argon and smaller amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour, helium, neon, krypton, xenon, and others) make up the miracle that is "air"....So if your oxygen tank contained just oxygen it would kill you.... and you'd have one **** of a long face then
An oxygen tank contains Oxygen. The clue is in the name. An AIR tank contains the mixture correctly stated above
You may as well say that a Helium tank contains the above mixture which would be as non-sensical as your own statement.
