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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Early twenties, 34ff-25-36, Girlfriend Experience, OWO, CIM, Kissing, Reverse O, Reverse A, Facials, Fantasy role play, Mild Domination, Submissive, 2-girl scene, 2 Guys, Couples, Solo Females, Foot worship, Toy Show.

Wonder what the manager and the boxer went for

That place is cheap as chips too
Genuinely amazed at that site; it's all so in the open. You can even find re reviews of the girls for the ahem discerning punter!!

PunterNet Field Report (NSFW)

Not my bag, thanks!

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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 12:32 PM
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Girlfriend experience means they will french kiss you. Apparently.

Anyone wanting it for free should go to nightclubs near big council estates:

Cheeks in Aldershot, for example, is full of girls trying to get higher up the council waiting list by getting pregnant by strangers. Some of them are only 5 pinters...plenty of 10 to 20 pinters though!
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Cheers for the link The Mrs has been after one of these for ages
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Cheers for the link The Mrs has been after one of these for ages
You're welcome!

Have fun....and don't forget to submit a review!

Ns "Doesn't need to use the services of a high class hooker, he already has one: SN!!" 04
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Early twenties, 34ff-25-36, Girlfriend Experience, OWO, CIM, Kissing, Reverse O, Reverse A, Facials, Fantasy role play, Mild Domination, Submissive, 2-girl scene, 2 Guys, Couples, Solo Females, Foot worship, Toy Show.

Wonder what the manager and the boxer went for

That place is cheap as chips too
BTW The sucker (excuse the pun) punch is in the detail of that advert

CIM is listed BEFORE kissing! How apt for the next punter!

With all the options, getting a BJ off one of those ladies must be like ordering at McDonalds.

"******* please, yeah, I would like chips with that, sod it make it a meal and go large!"
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21


DaliLMAO

*** in Mouth, Oral without (condom), reverse oral and reverse ****
So for £250 you can kiss a girl who just gargled with another mans love juice. After you enjoy her jizz breath she will do you up the marmite motorway and you go home to pass other mans genital warts onto your wifes lips.

Where do I sign up
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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She's not that good afaic

Originally Posted by sti-04!!
What do you think they charge these days. I just txt'd an old friend & she was telling me that she is now a high class hooker & if i wanted to meet up her rates would be as follows;

1 Hour - £150
2 Hours - £250
Half Day - £500
Full Day - £850
One Week - £2500

Do you think shes a bit on the expensive side ?
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Where do I sign up
After me
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang

Where do I sign up
AdultWork.com - Adult Service Providers & Erotic Content - Escorts, Webcammers, SMS & Phone Chat/Sex, Movies, Galleries & Auctions (NOT work safe!)

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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 07:24 PM
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Only lawyers and Subaru dealers charge more than that!

Both more than capable of giving you a 'proper *******'
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Both more than capable of giving you a 'proper *******'
And breaking your big end!
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 08:17 PM
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You can literally spend hous browsing that site

Keep a look out for local girls who you might see in the local supermarket.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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PMSL at this review:

I can't copy the bit where this gentlemen describes the service; too explicit for SN, lets just say he got more than a massage! So what then, a night out down the boozer with the lads, a trip to the local indian resturant?

Nope!

"It was a great start to the evening, after a cup of tea in reception to recover I then went off to the Bridgewater Hall to a concert of choral music"

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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by _RIP_
She's not that good afaic
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Old May 1, 2008 | 12:14 AM
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Glad I am a wimmins

High class or poor class, a hooker is a hooker at the end of the day.
Am glad to notice most of you are not so desperate that you have to pay for it
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Old May 1, 2008 | 12:25 AM
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I'm sure what they post and what they think/do is different
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Old May 1, 2008 | 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
Girlfriend experience means they will french kiss you. Apparently.

Anyone wanting it for free should go to nightclubs near big council estates:

Cheeks in Aldershot, for example, is full of girls trying to get higher up the council waiting list by getting pregnant by strangers. Some of them are only 5 pinters...plenty of 10 to 20 pinters though!

I thought girlfreind experience was when they get you to buy them new shoes and dinner then back at the expensive hotel they moan about their sore feet from the new shoes and fall asleep
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Old May 1, 2008 | 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by wakeboardar
I thought girlfreind experience was when they get you to buy them new shoes and dinner then back at the expensive hotel they moan about their sore feet from the new shoes and fall asleep



[/Homer Simpson on] Its funny coz it's true [/Homer Simpson off]
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Old May 1, 2008 | 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Glad I am a wimmins

High class or poor class, a hooker is a hooker at the end of the day.
Am glad to notice most of you are not so desperate that you have to pay for it
Hmmm - if you tot up the average cost of a wife then maybe hookers are the way to go .

And hookers don't want half the house when they've finished with you
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Old May 1, 2008 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't


I'm sure what they post and what they think/do is different
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Old May 1, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Glad I am a wimmins

High class or poor class, a hooker is a hooker at the end of the day.
Am glad to notice most of you are not so desperate that you have to pay for it
Purely a means to an end.

Some may not have the time, patience or stomach to put up with a relationship and all the mayhem and heart ache they cause.

Much easier to pay for the service and 9 out of 10 get a much better experience than the usual CBA bonk.

Not saying this is me though but I see the benefits.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Glad I am a wimmins

High class or poor class, a hooker is a hooker at the end of the day.
Am glad to notice most of you are not so desperate that you have to pay for it
It's interesting that some men appear to be visiting there not out of desperation, but just to get a no strings attached bonk, yet when "reviewing" the services the extent to which the lady provided a "Girlfriend experience" was a factor in their evaluation? Maybe they mean the extent to which the girl concerned gave them the impression that she actually liked them, as opposed to just providing a service.

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Old May 1, 2008 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Hmmm - if you tot up the average cost of a wife then maybe hookers are the way to go .

And hookers don't want half the house when they've finished with you

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Old May 1, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Hmmm - if you tot up the average cost of a wife then maybe hookers are the way to go .

And hookers don't want half the house when they've finished with you
Hey Jasey,

What's green and eats nuts?
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Gonorrhea!
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
I was out in Leeds with a mate and we ended up meeting some lases he knew. They were out with their mate who is a pro.

Manchester Massage - Sandy's Superstars - Manchesters Finest Massage Parlour

Dominique. Cant remember the prices but said she's had a few well know customers. A Portuguese footy manager and a Man City fan boxer..
I know a few people who've sticked her
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Old May 1, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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I wonder if anyone has ever stumbled in there genuinely just after a massage and selected CIM thinking it was a cranial massage!

Pleasantly surprised I guess!

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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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Nah their cheap this is a high class hooker

Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer | News | News of the World
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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:56 AM
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That probably worked out as a wise investment for someone: they got to give Sophie Anderton a good rogering for 10K and then probably sold the story and video next day to NOTW for 20K! Nice work if you can get it!
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