EVERYONE pays for sex in some form or other !!!

 

No I have a subaru mug, no cups here
The missus has all the F-cups....I fear for her bra's, they have their work cut out

 

You should relieve her bra of it's duty forthwith, it's the only humane thing to do in the situation..

 

Nobody wants sloppy seconds then ?

 

A no from me, not in to stirring porrage thanx

 

 

Looks like it to me.

 

crack ****** do anything for a £10 rock

 

i dont think theres anything wrong in payin for sex, or to be ashamed of it,if i didnt have a missus and kids etc and wetrent gettin none and didnt want to date/chat em up, £80 for an hour fooberin around would do me !

no probs.

£2k for the nite, nah, after my 5th shot of the night after about 3 hrs id be drivin home !

 

 

Why pay for sex ffs go out on the lash in Newcastle or Liverpool it's free


just put ear plugs in!

 

Actually, I was talking with some of the enforcement officers from Blackpool last week. He tells me that the current street rates in Blackpool are:

Full unprotected sex - £10
Protected sex - £5
BJ - £3

Something to do with the incoming migrant workforce - and he was serious.

 

I was out in Leeds with a mate and we ended up meeting some lases he knew. They were out with their mate who is a pro.

Manchester Massage - Sandy's Superstars - Manchesters Finest Massage Parlour

Dominique. Cant remember the prices but said she's had a few well know customers. A Portuguese footy manager and a Man City fan boxer..

 

Was in Blackpool last year for the first and last time. You couldn't move for ugly fat birds trying to sell their sweaty fannys. I think I started a thread about it. When the slim blond teenager offered me the works for a fiver, I knew that either she had recognised my **** star potential or there was a real danger that my fiver was the only one she was hoping for that night.




p.s. - I've still got the fiver

p.p.s - On a cost per **** basis, her indoors costs me wayyyyyy more than some of those nice ladies from those links on page one

 

 

Id recognise those norks anywhere....
Now...the question is..has the site just stolen the pics and its some beast instead, or is it adele stevens working as an escort under a different name....

I know which one Id put my money on

 

Think he was having a laff, i had a few lads in last week and they wer discusted they got charged £70 for a suck and ****..there words not mine

and i was suprised they borrowed the yellow pages to find a number

 

What is girlfriend experience ? Does she bitch about me leaveing my clothes on the floor, then start complaining about me coming home late before I fall asleep during a really tedious conversation about our relationship ?
CIM and OWO and reverse O and A confuse me as well.

 

No - you get a whole jump for those prices

 

i think that would be shoving her **** in yer face while giving some left hand down on yer gearstick

 

I'll let you know on Monday.

 

 

 

Apart from the price, what's the difference between a "High Class hooker" and a regular one? Is it basically a fit one compared to an ugly one?

High Class Hooker = bird you would have been proud to have pulled in the orthodox manner?

Regular ***** = scabby munter that you wouldn't be seen dead with under normal circumstances?

 

No, not at all. Plenty of gorgeous ones at the regular prices. I think you'll find that the 'high class' ones are either so far up their own **** it's not funny, or they just move in those circles.

 

What a lot of detailed information on this thread!

Les

 

The slappers in my area only cost about 2 bottles of Bacardi Breezer