just sign an IOU

 

i'd rather syphen it out again

 

Vile as. And the worst is when they crack on to you. aaarrrggghhhh

 

Something girls moan about with me all the time.













If only

 

my local garage doesn't have too many pie eaters, its full of bladdy school kids

 

Should go to my local Shell, and have a chat to the little goth kid at the till.....



Last conversation was about CCTV in mens toilets

 

and then you woke up and realised it was all a diet coke ad break

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by little-ginge
we get the message.. you'd rather be in a big breasted bird


Why am I reminded of JOey off Friends when he got his bonce stuck in a turkey?

 

i could give you one reason

 

I bet you put him right, too

 

COMM.. i read that as 'they put their crack on you...'

Seeing as I was talking about butt-cracks moments ago, it conjured up evil images

 

she was, she edited it

 

I wish Today in the wildest winds, van load of exactly what LG was on about, trundles in. Christ, my belly wasn't that big when I was due to give birth
Take forever deciding what lard ridden garbage they were going to have, whilst making lewd comments to the wimmins.
Have they not got mirrors Yuck

 

If it takes two hands to get it in you mus be doing something wrong

Did you try priming it first

 

I want to know if she shakes the nozzle when finished. I find myself doing that and I cant stop it

 

I hope you don't splash any on your shoes!!

 

Dirty boy, use a tissue

 

if i have it a shake a little bit more comes out

 

do you roll up your toothpaste to get the last bit out as well

 

i stand on mine

 

I have an old split pin on my keyring that I push into one of the three holes at the back of the trigger guard. You then just pull the trigger on, it latches on the pin, and automatically clicks off when the car is full

Waiting for my old Benz diesel to soak up the full 70+ litres tended to cramp my fingers up otherwise

 

Filling my the tank of my 'tank' makes my fingers cramp..75 litres.. I try and time it so the other half has it when it needs refuelling

 

Only a woman could post that, if you have trouble filling a car up get a bus pass!

 

Days that every other twozic can only go to the pump thats on the same side as the filler cap
The bloody line will reach if you park correctly EVEN on the wrong side, pity they dont teach that to ye when ye learn to drive

 

i find its the men that do that

 

What annoys me is having to wait so long for someone to actually drive away after they have got into their car. What on earth are they doing that takes so long?

Les

 

ive noticed that. i think they do it on purpose, especially if you have a nice car

 

 

I am so with you on both accounts.. I too struggle and need two hands to grab hold of it and also the selfish pigs (mainly guys in vans) pull into the pumps, don't even bother with fuel at all and then proceed to do their weekly shopping, what's that all about? They seem to think they are special and no one says a word.. Well I did recently in the Basingstoke Shell, I caused a complete scene in the shop, politely of course but loud enough to make my point very clear that these " so called assistants" should ask them to move the vehicles and park in the spaces available and then refuse to serve them if they don't move it..

Cheeky so and so GC8WRX, Its not that its a difficult job, its just too tight! That doesn't sound good does it? But you know what we mean.

 

Cheeky so and so GC8WRX, Its not that its a difficult job, its just too tight! That doesn't sound good does it? But you know what we mean.[/quote]


tight isnt the word for it. WD40 springs to mind

GC8 is a bus driver