it may keep the doctor away but it plays havoc with your typing

 

why do you think i need to go see a rheumatologist today at 2.30

 

sprained wrist again

 

One of my neighbours is the spitting image of her!

Swiss, According to that article I should live healthily for about 600 years

 

Not the best pic but I think shes a right MILF! Rather her than some cheap little scrubber like Stacy.

The one that used to be in Hollyoaks is certainly worth a poke though.

 

I'd get bionic on that

 

I'd quite happily spend some time in the company of either, fortunately my missus is a dedicated Enders watcher, usually to sodding depressing to watch, but recently I've found a couple of reasons to watch as well.

Tanya MILF bird has got a fantastic curvy bod, and as for the other one, did you see her ironing in her skimpies

Edit: PS, Tam you must spend too much time researching for threads like these! THANKS

 

Glad you appreciate my researching But unfortunately I'll not be able to research quite so much soon as the quiet spell of the year at work is almost over, things are starting to pick up again so I'll actually have to do some work again

 

You have my sympathies, it's terrible how work gets in the way of enjoying life What's a kwiertzbell? I think I had one of those about 3 years ago.





Note to self: Update CV

 

mmmmmmmm Gemma Bissix, dribble

 

kwiertzbell?

 

Would Sir like a sponge?



Is she wondering where she can park her bike?

 

No but i think I need to change my shorts and get a new zip fitted on my jeans

 

zomg! I'll need a feckin super absorbent towel nm a sponge

 

PM Lewis I'm sure he has plenty! Sorry!

 

In Bionic style:

Nn, Nn, Nn, Nn, Nn, Nn.....knockers! Yes please!

Certainly a big step up from Lee Majors!!!

 

If you're into horses yea Nice rack mind you

 

shes got a face

 

Yeah mate another one of those pesky optical illusions...

You know stare at the chest and minutes later you will possibly notice the rest of the picture.
LOL

DunxC

P.S. I might want a copy of your "MR F'n Miserable" drawing as a graphic on my car sometime....

 

i didnt actually draw it mate. stole it off tinternet

 

You've gone down in my estimation....

But your integrity is restored due to your honesty...

LOL

DunxC

P.S. Copyright infringement here we come ?

 

if you want something doing, pm me, we can come to a solution.


back to the ******

 

Yes I'm quite "fond" of EricaMichelle....

 

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...09_468x757.jpg

It's out, NS04 wants to **** a horse!

I actually think she's rather (read very!) tasty . Would certainly get some population paste from moi!

Oh well, at least I wont have to settle for sloppy seconds!!!

Ns04

 

Blimey, it's gone quiet in here





Small but beautifully formed

Guess everyones reading the botties thread

 

I hope I have ruined anyones day, I truley do regret this posting, but sometimes these things happen. It's not like I meant to post it, it just sort of happened............

 

Least you wouldn't get bullied.

 

brooke hogan in 15 years time

 

F*ck me! That is truly awful! I don't mind an athletic bird (Drifts off to vintage dreams of Sharon Davies) but that proves that you can go too far with anything

 

Sorry but that surely is not legal, oh I edited the link so it wouldn't come up again