AudiLover

NEW STRUCTURE PUTS FOCUS ON CUSTOMER

Did poof boy write this?

AudiLover

Your todger is in matteboys mouth. No wonder your defending him

Matteeboy

Matthew Clark is a COMPANY not a freelance journo/PR yout dull tosser.

So you just Googled my "name" (which isn't me - Way off the mark) - More stalker behaviour from the corpulent AL.

The speed at which you respond also shows how you constantly scan these messages - Again, Mr Stalker.

Unlike you AL, I have been married for seven years and as far as I know, am about as gay as Tom Jones.

Blueblaster

Thank you for the compliment, but I find that unlikely given I am in Germany and he is in Cornwall. Perhaps you are confusing us with one of your fantasies?

AudiLover

Your wife is a ladyboy

Matteeboy

Yes I get the feeling AL may well be bashing the bishop as he types.

AudiLover

Now whose the one fantasizing

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Actually, Matt, "Mathew Clark" is also the name of an individual who is a freelance journo/pr agent.

Its not you then?

AudiLover

Is your collegue next to you? We could always just post poof boys picture

Blueblaster

AudiLover, how do you know so much about Matteeboy? You know his weight, height, age, sexual orientation, the sexual orientation of his wife, how much his wife feeds him....the list goes on. Please explain the source of this information.

AudiLover

I hacked into your pc

Isnt it funny that your lover matteboy has gone all quiet now. I bet he will never return to scoobynet, atleast not under that username

Blueblaster

He's probably having dinner. I have to put up with room service so can't escape your postings.

AudiLover

so he gets fed after all. His pictures decieving.

I bet you must really miss him.

Blueblaster

Nah, not when I have you to talk to.

If any Mods are reading this is there any chance you could delete all the postings by and relating to AudiLover over the last few hours. They have really clobbered the threads which I was actually enjoying contributing to. Thanks

AudiLover

And 90% of them was replying to you, fookin moron

Blueblaster

True, but it was worth it reading some of your "answers"

AudiLover

lol answers. You will never get a answer out of me unless its about how great audi's are

audi

Blueblaster

Well that is not strictly true. What I have gleaned is that you genuinely are a complete and total imbecile. You know nothing about anything and yet you make bold, baseless statements and back them up with bad language and insults. I wonder what kind of life you have that has lead you to spend so much of your free time being this way. None of my business and I don't actually care. I'm off to the gym.

AudiLover

trying to become "hulk like", just like your BF matteeboy?

jonc

Audilooser is a lonely soul with no friends
Party Flirt Dating chat - online dating - Love Text - AudiLover

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Welcome to scoobnet

Matteeboy

I'm sorry Blueblaster but I think AL is after a photo of you too
Run away!

Very nice meal last night at a restaurant overlooking the sea.
Found this slightly amusing - A very dull looking couple (middle aged, matching coats, with one set of parents) hardly spoke all evening.

They then got up and wife and I played "guess which is their car in the car park"

I guessed the 307, wife thought maybe the Vectra but they pulled off in...

.. a rather swanky new black nice alloyed Civic 2.2CDTi - We both laughed!

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And your point is ?

Dull people drive all sorts of cars, just as interesting people drive dull cars.

Matteeboy

You really ought to get that chip seen to - It's starting to make you look a bit daft sitting their on your shoulder.

This thread is about new Civics.
My post was about a new Civic.

And you are turning into a real pain in the ****.

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Matt, unless I have somehow forgotten how to read, your post was suggesting that old dull boring people drive Civics.

"we both laughed"

If I am mistaken, and you were complementing how nice the new civic looked in black with alloys, then fair enough. But then, what, exactly was so funny about it that you both laughed?

Lets be honest here, you were taking the ****, weren't you?

Hardly relevant to a thread which was originally about CTRs vs the hot hatch competition.

Really dull, boring people drive Golfs as well. Does that make an R32 any less worthy?

Does the fact that dull people drive Civics make a CTR any less worthy?

And please try and respond like a grown up without resorting to petty insults.

Matteeboy

Oh FFS you sad little man.
We were SUPRISED that the dull people had a rather nice looking semi sporty car - OKAY?

Christ almighty you have too much time on your hands.
Lush weather here, surf looking good, I have better things to do than worry about the exact wording of each and every post.

davyboy

Maybe they had a laugh when they saw a young and hip couple get out an Astra estate

Matteeboy

Maybe they did. Until it burnt them off going up a small hill.

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Yes, of course you were

Apparently, though, we are supposed to worry about the exact wording of each and every one of your posts

LOL just how worked up do you get ?

BTW - you're 5'8", skinny and get visibly worked up on an intenet BBS - don't you think calling me a sad little man is a bit, well, stupid?

And of course you burned them off going up a small hill. They probably couldn't be bothered racing the uptight **** in the Astra

No doubt it made you feel important

Small man syndrome anyone

Matteeboy

Waste of time - Ignore button now on but should we ever meet, I'd kick you into next week. Guaranteed.