oooh, is that a corner to me, how unexpected

 

so then who's good with acronyms?

 

came across some unusual ones at work today - SWAG for instance????

 

anyone???

 

jeez do I have to do everything for myself round here

 

Acronym and initialism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

I mean what's goin on raound here, has this turned into some sort of 1bhp town or summink

 

aha, there's is life in the great yonder, what says your all powerful Wikipedia of the SWAG then oh night working one?

 

hmmm, I see no listing for this term on this Wikipedia you speak of

 

as I am a caring and sharing type of person I will relinquish this info to you all Scientific Wild *** Guess

 

so now if your stumped for an answer to a question you can say that you're gonna have a SWAG in the dark

 

and in tomorrows installment of English language and its intricacies we will be discussing nouns

 

now here's something that's been troubling me recently that perhaps you guys could help with, if a donkey and a monkey were to get it on would the resulting offspring be a donkey or a monkey I mean what other option is there???

 

I tell you what we've got some right thickos where I work, there's this guy in one of the other teams who spent the entire day staring at a carton of orange juice, didn't do any work was just staring at this carton - nobody wanted to ask him why but he was ****ing me off so I asked him, turns out it says on the carton - concentrate!!!

 

some people take this whole food label reading thing far too seriously if you ask me

 

so how do you reckon you decide then, I mean if it's got pointy ears but a red **** which is the most prominent feature, the ****??? so you call it a monkey??? it sure is a dilemma

 

I mean my advice would obviously be to keep the monkey and donkey seperate but those monkey's ain't stupid you know, if they want it they'll find a way, they're sneaky!

 

now for all you parents out there if your children ever misbehave I have a little something here that could really help you, it's a kinda instructional video, along the lines of "this is what could happen if you don't do as you're told"!!!

Break Dancing Mishap In Times Square

I can just hear it now, "I told you stand there and not move didn't I?"

 

right ok, I'm gonna apologise now to anyone who finds that upsetting but you've gotta admit, that's a BIG lesson learnt right there, your mum tells you to stay put, you stay put!

 

oh and just in case you're wondering, we're not going to be covering adverbs in a future episode of the English language and its intricacies as I feel that's been well documented on many other threads, just so we're clear.

 

so then, what are all you guys up to tonight then?

 

sorry to butt in but I'm just thinking that's not really so much of a veiled threat as a statement of intent really, I mean you probably think he's a really nice guy an all but Sticky really would get Mick to sit on people in order to extract money, I know, I mean I can't really say too much but trust me I know

 

and the stuff that happens if that doesn't work, well you know I don't really want to go into all that but lets just say, it ain't pretty

 

obviously I can't say too much here but when things get tough and Mick and fl6 team up, well lets just say t brings a whole new meaning to the deadly duo, especially if there's been some recent curry action, ok, ok, let's not go there

 

where'd Dave go , I could have sworn here was here a minute ago

 

he's probably watching the latest episode of Prison Break or Heroes or summink, we'd best whisper so as not to disturb him

 

crikey, maybe he's actually doing some work

 

hey what's that over there?

 

could it be??

 

oh yes, it's another corner to me