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How fast is a Porsche Boxter S ???

Old 23 January 2006, 04:38 PM
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'I love to see you chav numpties '

Who is a Chav ?, whats your point, if you do own a Boxster that isnt any guarantee of not being a chav, anybody can fill in a contract hire form or raise 13 grand to get a doggy P reg, have a look at some of the colourful characters driving early Boxsters around Manchester.

The forum is meant to be fun despite the number of joyless, mean spirited smug, self important richer than thou (and I doubt that bit) prats that visit simply to take the p1ss out of the plebs so they can feel better about themselves. Perhaps realising that you are nothing special yourself may help.
Old 23 January 2006, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
'I love to see you chav numpties '

Who is a Chav ?, whats your point, if you do own a Boxster that isnt any guarantee of not being a chav, anybody can fill in a contract hire form or raise 13 grand to get a doggy P reg, have a look at some of the colourful characters driving early Boxsters around Manchester.

The forum is meant to be fun despite the number of joyless, mean spirited smug, self important richer than thou (and I doubt that bit) prats that visit simply to take the p1ss out of the plebs so they can feel better about themselves. Perhaps realising that you are nothing special yourself may help.
Oh dear oh dear
It wasn't about car status you twonk ! It was more the 'attitude' of the thread...... 'Ugggh I beat a Porsche, all Porsche drivers are w@nkers...... I drive a sooped up Subaru etc etc etc Yawn Yawn Yawn....'

Smug - well yes I am that - as I said earlier I'm now a spectator of a BBS that is unfortunately IMHO a shadow of its former self and these sort of tiresome threads exhibit everything that is bad about it !

richer than thou...... well thats for me to know

Take a little time........ r e a d t h e t e x t c a r e f u l l y...... and THEN engage the brain - OK ?
Old 23 January 2006, 07:36 PM
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I didnt say I beat the Boxster, just suprised it didnt hammer me with more to spare, I didnt say all Porsche drivers are w4nkers, far from it. If the threads are so tiresome either find another BBS with more existing threads or start some good ones yourself ! we (the Chav's) may ruin them but hey you tried.
Old 23 January 2006, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
'I love to see you chav numpties '
have a look at some of the colourful characters driving early Boxsters around Manchester.
Sadly I fall into that category although mine is a late 986.

I dont see many in my neck of the woods but I do see a lot of scoobs, mainly classics though.
Old 23 January 2006, 09:27 PM
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people do seem to get their knickers in a knot on here dont they?

I dont feel the need to come on here to say i beat this, i beat that, to look good, but i was genuinely interested in what the porsche in question, on average would be putting out. I was quite surprised and forgive me for saying, very pleased with myself!
Some of you may think thats very 'chav' of me...well, my scoob is pink.

Now lighten up you old soggy numpties
Old 23 January 2006, 09:55 PM
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lol, well done babe how annoying for him
Old 24 January 2006, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Nevetas
Anything is better than a Porsche!!
lol what complete and utter ***

Originally Posted by Napedog
Porsche = poser car. sorry u can say im jealous but thats what they are. poor mans ferrari.
what an utterly stupid statement. How can you say that a porsche is a poor mans anything ? Porsche produce some of the finest drivers cars around. The 911 GT3 and 911 Turbo are without a doubt some of the very best drivers cars in existance. The Turbo is 420 BHP, 4WD, does 180mph and for a 2000 model, they're round about the 50k mark. The GT3 holds its value as well, being a limited edition

Poor man's ? thats some poor man that can afford a 50 grand car. Not to mention that when new they are something like 90 grand.
Old 24 January 2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Gastro
Oh dear oh dear
It wasn't about car status you twonk ! It was more the 'attitude' of the thread...... 'Ugggh I beat a Porsche, all Porsche drivers are w@nkers...... I drive a sooped up Subaru etc etc etc Yawn Yawn Yawn....'
is all that of that aimed at scoobybabe ?
Old 24 January 2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Rob82uk
is all that of that aimed at scoobybabe ?
<sigh>.... I was tempted not to reply but hell.........

No it wasn't - its an unfortunate trait that more than just a few s/n inhabitants have developed here........ Depressing isn't it ?
Old 24 January 2006, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Gastro
<sigh>.... I was tempted not to reply but hell.........

No it wasn't - its an unfortunate trait that more than just a few s/n inhabitants have developed here........ Depressing isn't it ?
yes

there are been some REALLY stupid comments in this thead, the worst of which i responded too.
Old 24 January 2006, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Rob82uk
lol what complete and utter ***
Rob my statement above was purely feeding the trolls, as you can see from my signature to the left, I drive a 911! Just wasn't taking the bait
Old 24 January 2006, 12:28 PM
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A few keyboard hero's on this thread isnt there ??

Old 24 January 2006, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
A few keyboard hero's on this thread isnt there ??

Mmmm hero's with little cerebral matter between their ears
Old 24 January 2006, 03:24 PM
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Leave the bird alone and if you don't have anything constructive to say, don't bother posting you bunch of Mike Tyson typers......

I've posted up about a burn with an EVO MR340 and where were you lot?
sticking you're two-brain-cells worth on this thread.

I can see where she's coming from.........she had a little burn and was impressed as it was against what supposedly a sports car. None of you do this cause it's so bad and illegal and yawn yawn yawn we drive on tracks yawn yawn yawn whinge moan b1tch whinge we're the old masters of the universe and you're all such bad youngsters........how about you don't like the look of it, leave it alone

peace
Old 24 January 2006, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
I usually stop at the little chef
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Old 24 January 2006, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripple'O G
Leave the bird alone and if you don't have anything constructive to say, don't bother posting you bunch of Mike Tyson typers......

I've posted up about a burn with an EVO MR340 and where were you lot?
sticking you're two-brain-cells worth on this thread.

I can see where she's coming from.........she had a little burn and was impressed as it was against what supposedly a sports car. None of you do this cause it's so bad and illegal and yawn yawn yawn we drive on tracks yawn yawn yawn whinge moan b1tch whinge we're the old masters of the universe and you're all such bad youngsters........how about you don't like the look of it, leave it alone

peace
......says the man from 'Da hood'........ ROFLMAO
Old 24 January 2006, 05:20 PM
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The man can read........very witty........and let me guess........you like to drive down to the quiantest little pubs with the mrs and have the subaru because it's a AWD and you feel manly because it's practical but it's also the favorite choice of farmers so it makes you feel like sticking a bit of grass in your mouth to join in...........very sweet.

Now don't say anything if you can't be constructive......

but hey, now whinge about how the forum has gone down-hill because people talk about driving their cars a little quicker then some others like how I guarantee you used to back in the day but how it's totally unacceptable by todays standards. Then have a huff on how you're leaving to find more stimulating conversation and go join pitsonheads......

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Old 24 January 2006, 05:37 PM
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Ok......... I'll call it a day there Thanks all for the entertainment.

Good to see that we all can take a bit of rib tickling

No longer with Scoobies anymore although I enjoyed my P1..... Now enjoy 4wd in Stuttgart car with engine in the 'right' place
Old 25 January 2006, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ***scoobybabe***
a pink scooby.
Pink car of any description = chavette . Do you have Play Girl stickers on it?
Old 25 January 2006, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Rokerlad
Pink car of any description = chavette . Do you have Play Girl stickers on it?
Thats your perogative to think that. Personally I think it proves how small minded you are.

So what do you call people with blue cars?? or green?? or Red??? Normal?
Being different doesn't make me a 'chav' whatever that may be in your precious opinionated mind.


Oh nearly forgot....no play girl stickers, just swooshes
Old 25 January 2006, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ***scoobybabe***
Thats your perogative to think that. Personally I think it proves how small minded you are.

So what do you call people with blue cars?? or green?? or Red??? Normal?
Being different doesn't make me a 'chav' whatever that may be in your precious opinionated mind.


Oh nearly forgot....no play girl stickers, just swooshes
Now now ......... at least you haven't got neons or have you
Old 25 January 2006, 10:40 PM
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...........here you go........get bidding - soon you'll *all* be able to go as fast as a Porsche (that includes Saab owners too)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=8032712476
Old 25 January 2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Gastro
Now now ......... at least you haven't got neons or have you
Old 25 January 2006, 10:49 PM
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"If you think this is the only way to get crazy, fast power, and impressive your mate's 15 year old girlfriend, then think again."

WTF???
Old 26 January 2006, 01:37 AM
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good link made me laugh almost as much as gastro calling my type r a 4 door jap car and he had a p1 i suppose that was 4 door aswell?
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'Ok......... I'll call it a day there Thanks all for the entertainment.'

Then

'...........here you go........get bidding - soon you'll *all* be able to go as fast as a Porsche (that includes Saab owners too)'


Gastro, give it a rest, getting a bit old now, you have made you point, now you have spoilt it and lost all your credibility with a cheap shot.

People are now suspecting that you are NACRO and or Mycroft. I think you are perhaps addled and world weary from looking up peoples bums all day.
Old 27 January 2006, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
'Ok......... I'll call it a day there Thanks all for the entertainment.'

Then

'...........here you go........get bidding - soon you'll *all* be able to go as fast as a Porsche (that includes Saab owners too)'


Gastro, give it a rest, getting a bit old now, you have made you point, now you have spoilt it and lost all your credibility with a cheap shot.

People are now suspecting that you are NACRO and or Mycroft. I think you are perhaps addled and world weary from looking up peoples bums all day.
Jesus give me strength !......... Credibility - eh ?? since when did that become an issue in this thread - your taking umbridge about the fact I questioned some of the responses of this thread and gave back as much as was (trying) to be given ......

If you found the 'funny' just too much then please buy a sense of humour

Addled I may be - but to compare me to Mycroft is well below the belt
Old 27 January 2006, 02:22 PM
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J4CKO, don't worry about him mate, the blokes obviously a Mike Tyson typer like most of the people on here.

These are the type of people that then go to a meet with their head down calling themselves by their real name because there's no safety of a screen
and a miles of cable to hide behind.

Ignore em...........it makes it all the more interesting
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...so do you really introduce yourself as Tripple 'O G?

That is well street innit.....
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I do and would gladly introduce myself to you.......

Actually i'd love to introduce myself to scoobybabe but thats beside the point.....

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