I hope its worth it

 

Marc, look on the bright side, she's nearly 40, she'll be grateful for anything.

 

 

 

what is MILF

 

But I've only seen one picture of you (I think it was you). Since you are going to be 40 we need more to critically evaluate Constructively of course

 

Mum Id Like to ****

But youre a SILF

 

should have gone to muppets then

 

 

****

 

Mother I'd Like to Foxtrot with, I think ??

 

Why, do you model for them?

 

That would be a start, and no chicken fillet stick ons.

 

27 Days OLDER than me Squares....

life begins at forty..................well it better..

 

There's some things that you just don't do in life if you have self respect.

 

you have none then

 

Why else would I say no?

So come on, whereabouts are you tomorrow? pm me if you are shy, I'll take you off block just this once.

I'm taking the chopper out to Silverstone at 10am so I'll miss you either way.

A bit like genital warts granted, but I'll miss you.

 

i was pretending

 

Someone give me a nod in the direction of the muppet pics

 

That saved you from a bit of ommer then.

I put plastic bag and a plank in the car anticipating the time of your life too.

 

lucky escape

 

I sure did have. It's only just cleared up and I could do without a flare up.

 

what a desperate bunch of losers.

 

Well, 37 years ago I was in your shoes!!

Sex, well the bits fall off at 45 ...........

Your eyes start going wonky, as do your knees and back!!

20 pinters become 2 pinters!!

The only thing that grows is your waist and bank balance .....

You realise that everyone around you are wasting their money on crap and getting taken to the cleaners because they don't know better!! And they think you are just a daft old fool!!

Also, you don't give a **** what people think about you - you start telling it as it is!!

Pete

 

and then you end up posting drivel in car forums for entertainment.

 

Saras' dad has come to play.





























With himself.

 

Better than the Tele!!!

Pete

 

sh1td1ck.

 

It's non scooby related wánk breath.

 

never mind, i am sure you will think of something constructive or slightly interesting to say soon HTH