ESC LADS????
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Seeing as the women aren't looking at this one 
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good -looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
How true is that last one?
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good -looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
How true is that last one?
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From: Essex
Originally Posted by Adidas
Seeing as the women aren't looking at this one
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good -looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
How true is that last one?
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good -looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
How true is that last one?
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From: Spackling Bright Valets PM for prices!
Originally Posted by Spec'c'57
CAVE in chelmsford?????
Just need to go to the bathroom for a bit..........
But really, I`d be up for a night out anywhere, dogs would be cool.
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From: Spackling Bright Valets PM for prices!
Originally Posted by Spec'c'57
aint there a new gentlemans club in sarfend????? sure i seen an advert on the A13....
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how's this for an idea...bbq round mine, (when the girls go out), and those that are baby sitting can bring the kids, for those that are interested and we can disscuss a plan of action.??
that'd be a 1st
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ok right options on where to go:
1) night at the dogs
2) lap dancing/night club
3) few beers in a pub followed by a curry (or something similar)
anymore ideas???
1) night at the dogs
2) lap dancing/night club
3) few beers in a pub followed by a curry (or something similar)
anymore ideas???
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From: family life is superb but i MISS my scoob!!
Originally Posted by tiny01
Any of the above
We need to get it sorted though as the Ladies will start ripping us
For fannying around
Will have a think ;
We need to get it sorted though as the Ladies will start ripping us
For fannying around
Will have a think ;
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Amsterdam please......... LOL
Lady Vicki, i am a perfect gentleman, trust me i'm not a doctor.
I'd love to do something out of the NORM, as the Mrs and lil' one will be away for two full weeks. SHAKE YA *** sounds brilliant to me.
Lady Vicki, i am a perfect gentleman, trust me i'm not a doctor.
I'd love to do something out of the NORM, as the Mrs and lil' one will be away for two full weeks. SHAKE YA *** sounds brilliant to me.
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Originally Posted by spally
ok right options on where to go:
1) night at the dogs
2) lap dancing/night club
3) few beers in a pub followed by a curry (or something similar)
anymore ideas???
1) night at the dogs
2) lap dancing/night club
3) few beers in a pub followed by a curry (or something similar)
anymore ideas???
