............still waiting for the punchline..........

 

What punchline?????


if i was telling a joke i'd of said................

how do you get an essex girl pregnant???

*** on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.



as below and what Moses said

Who cares what a woman looks like ?

 

Ewwwwww, you dirty git - not on my thread you don't!!

 

sorry i was just illustrating a point and it was the first joke i thought of

 

Don't be sad - I'm not.



Tubgirl

 

its sad i couldn't think of a better joke at the time DOH!

 

you know yer name

 

Of course I do sweetheart, how could I forget it?

I have one of those faces you can never forget


Tubgirl

 

Claire; you're going to have large pendulous waps soon and theres nothing you can do about it.

 

Thanks

For the record, they were 34C and are growing slowly. They are rediculously pert so i don't think pregnancy should pose any great problems

 

hey, that was my mother's size

 

a fine pair

 

I've voted for my girlfriends size, to keep the peace...

 

mj, you would know your mother's bra size how?


Chris! Did you just vote the last option?

 

You've been keeping a rather close eye on this poll..

 

Slim back with big **** is always a winner!

 

I sucked em for 4 months










actually I didn't, I was a powedered milk baby

 

Was this recently???????

 

yes. bitty.

 

I see where it all comes from now - powdered milk and mad cow disease!!

@bitty

 

Mike... are you ignoring me?

 

mmm, bovine spinal chord in one hand, mother's lactating teat in the other.



does life get any better?


woofbark

 

red -


not intentionally, sorry.

 

You forgot the nonce bit!

Anything else you wish to share with the group?

 

Gutted.... you know I only have tonight

While the cat's away.....
'n all that

 

what is this? postaholics annoymous?

nothing else to declare

 

Mike!

C'mon - play the game xxx

 

ps -