Iain, I know you're getting older, however, I thought you would recall the ol beasty, and that it chav before chav was 'fashionable' the smiley stickers, scooby doo on number plates, and foglight covers. Blinging zorst, and the mini neons

You wait until you see my nice new burberry shirt

 

Thanks Dyney for the map, but l managed to stay up with the first three to the pub this time, partly cos the co driver didnt have chance to read the map...lol

 

Iain - had not thought about the implications of being a "saloon" ist - well spotted ! Don't tell the others !!

 

SALOON !

Noooooooo Keith. Dyney has not 'turned you' has he?

A and concerned Sqd Ldr.

J.

 

Let me know if you are converting to a saloon keith, I will buy the rear lights off ya



andy

 

It was big and black and in need of 20" chrome spinners

Will see you on the 18th

 

Hee Hee - no danger Andy I'm afraid.

To the Sqd Ldr - for my penance I intend to buy a second Wagon - so that's two Wagons and one saloon. Will it be acceptable to do this......or will I be court-marshalled ??? Remember....the Squadron now has a "stealth bomber" flight for those top secret "it never happened" missions into enemy territory. You ask Dave at Gatwick - it's not visible on their radar until it lands in the workshop - made them all drop their tools! ( Nurse.......my pills !!!!!! )

 

Did you call a nurse keith? come and have a consultation with me next time, l can help

 

Thanks for the thought Julie, but I am way beyond help. The finest brains in the land have undertaken study after study, to no avail. Once they found that it was not catching, they gave up..........

 

It's the Krud'o'nite you keep in your pockets that does it mate

 

Ta - I've emptied them out.........this stuff's brown.........must be Krud'o'nite then.....