skint cos i can't do any overtime cos i'm off sick!

so any odd jobs want doing etc,

scoobys want servicing, brake pads changing

or any other cars.................

 

Ill give you some brake pads for your car

Thats not a bad swap actually

 

The pads would be worth more though Steve

 

one pad then, and not *that* kind of pad,

or maybe it could be

 

Dirty ****

 

tee hee!

 

Bloody hell Steve

 

Bloody Mess

not sure which one though

 

ROTFPMSL

 

What's "*that* kind of pad"?!

Are you coming along DK1? Or do you live too far away? Also, do you like chocolate and believe in Cod?

 

Noooooooo ! I'm not going

Tha Mister will be sleeping before his next shift starts (W*rks nights)

Plus we live all the way in Wales

Besides, if I had to be in the same room as Julian for more than a few minutes, I think I may vomit ! I have heard enough about him to want to stay away

Yes, I love chocolate, but nah, not fish, makes me ill ! Eww !

 

and what HAVE you heard????????????

 

Ooooh, plenty

 

Ah, right, Wales is quite far! Come to our Christmas party, Sonic's going to play geetar!

I'll have to be the voice of dissent and defend Julian, he's hysterical; very unique, has no shame, asks lots of questions about things you'd never want to talk about and accosts newbies in a way they'll never forget. A complete asset!

 

What christmas party?

 

your only saying that cos you want my long pipe! (de cat centre)

D.K.

oh you don't know about our christmas do thread??????

 

We're attempting to organise a **** up/meal somewhere (probably St. Helens, which will be an experience for me!) for the Micklehead Green people. So far it's smelling like curry and looking a bit vague but I have high hopes.

 

Don't like curry..

I have no interest whatsoever in the christmas meet out in the cold (and probably pi$$ing rain too)

I would rather go to a meet where everyone goes inside and can have a good time, which will mean most peeps not driving

Better off sticking to the muppet meets mefinks

 

Nah, I'm not a sycophant, if I didn't like you you'd know about it! I do think you've been getting a raw deal lately (although that Burberry picture was fecking funny, I have to admit that!)

 

you know i'm going to ask what a "sycophant" is!!!!!!!!!

 

This was separate to that meet in a gravel field! It's a meal of sweet meats and pleasant fancies with lots of alcoholic beverages under a roof to celebrate the big Pagan festival in December.

 

LOL, sorry, erm, it's somebody who flatters people all of the time!

 

just cos you have a large IQ...................

 

Hmmmm Might think about that one in that case

hehe

Julian, we all get the pi$$ ripped out of us every now and then.......especially in muppets, all good humour, that's all

Since when have chimps been able to play geee tars ?

 

You know the kind of people I mean, women do it a lot: "Ooh your hair's nice . . . that colour lipstick suits you . . . I like your handbag . . . those shoes are lovely, where are they from? . . . that top goes well with your skeleton . . ."

 

As long as it is fully synthetic oil ( Motul 300V, Castrol RS 10-60, Mobil Motorsport 10-50 ) none of yer cooking oil or 10-30 stuff.
AND a genuine Subaru filter.
AND you pre-fill oil filter before screwing it up , sorry on.

AND You remove the crank sensor and turn the engine over until the oil pressure light goes out...

 

When they're really thinking, whatafcukingmess and jealous claws out MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!


Bitch bitch bitch LOL

 

PMSL! Due to Julian's online investigations we found out that Sonic has a splendid collection of geetars, strums a lot on his own and is quite a musical little monkey.

 

Ohh you're my hero, your so clever. hat a nice suit. Love the hair. Ohh I wish I'd thought of that tosay.... etc


Whats a sweet meat> Is'nt it animal based!!!

 

Exactly!!