- Chris "one idea at being funny" Evans - **** !!
- Dennis Nordern
- That Irish pr1ck that isn't funny off Fame Academy etc..
- Lisa Riley
- Terry Christian (a non-presenter)
- The Kumars
- Jennifer Lopez (nowt special, up her own fat **** bint !)
- Jarvis Cocker
- Chris Tucker off Rush Hour
- Jack Dee
- Blazin' Squad (just sh1te in every sense !)
- Chris Eubank
- So Solid Crew (CRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!)

But none of these could even hold a candle to that **** of all *****.... Phoney Tony Blair (burn him - ohh yess burn him good !!)

 

Lilly Savage - Manages to sound more masculine when poncing about dressed as a woman, than he does in his normal attire.

Joe Pasquale - "Ho ho ho, I have a very high pitched voice." Unfortunately that's about the extent of his comical abilities.

Sonia - should have been shot years ago.

Sam Fox - just get 'em out or shut up, as you're fecking useless doing anything else.

Sara *** - finally someone has realised that all her childish innuendo, rude remarks and foul language isn't enough to cover up her hopelessness at presenting a radio show. Plus, she's probably caused more RTAs than speeding and drink-driving combined, as drivers are fatally distracted whilst trying to silence her screechy annoying voice each morning.

 

The Galagher (sp) brothers, one of em' wouldn't even get in the ring with Robbie Williams !!!!!,
plus another vote for fat boy chef (J.Oliver)

 

Letitia Dean
Jonathan Ross
Frank Skinner
Ant and Dec

 

That reminds me . . . Fat 'tw@t' Lady-Boy Slim [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

All Radio One DJs - Now I don't exactly speak the Queens English - but it seems the bigger the speech impediment the better chance you've got of making it in the BBC.
Sara *** - Husky voiced bint - not funny must smoke about 800 Marlboros a day.
Jonafon Woss - funny - but only wen i can understand the ponce.
Mark And Lard - another bunch of ******* who think they are actually funnier than they are.
Leslie Nielsen - Crap B-Movie actor
Don Estelle - ertwhile camp midget from 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' now seen begging in Coventry.
Any Big Brother/Pop Star/ contender
All celebrities that are just celebrities for being on celebrity panels.
Heather McCartney - Hops along in time with the Frog Chorus
Richard 'Wine Thief' Madely, and his fat alcoholic wife
and last but not least..
Frank Bruno for reeatedly crawling around in my garden, dressed as a cucumber trying to steal my potatos - Frank you nutter - they sell em in Sainsburys!!!

 

Thought of another couple that annoy me intensely....

Martin Tyler [Sky Sports footie commentator] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] never come across anyone who waffles as much as him. He is there to commentate, not bore the asses off us with statistics !!!

Tony Blackburn

 

Eminem

 

Will Young - great, he can sing other people's songs badly. Why doesn't he do something really entertaining, like getting pickled onions out of a jar with that stupid curly chin of his?

John Motson - let's tempt fate on the team we're supporting by saying they haven't ever conceded a goal, or have never lost to the opposition. Or, better still, let's amuse the viewer by listing endless mind-numbing irrelevant facts about the players involved. Maybe the viewer would also like to know the match statistics for the same fixture dating back as far as the Jurassic Period...

John Virgo - commentating on the snooker, watching someone like Mark Williams. "I can't believe he's attempting this shot..." Well, you wouldn't would you, as you're actually pretty crap at the game in comparison. Maybe you ought to shut up, watch and learn something from people who have actually mastered the game.

 

Joe Pasquale, that's the **** with the squeeky voice I meant. ****!

While I'm here. Paul Booblay (sick of talentless unoriginal tw@ts recycling swing, take note Robbie and Harry Contrick Jr)
Brian Ferry (smarmy Alain Delon clone, how many greatest hit albums can one man have? By the way Brian, it's nearly Xmas, time for another)
Delia Smith (good at boiling blood, mine)
Colin McRae (morky ****, always the co-drivers fault)
David Coulthard (always the "also ran")

 

Russell Grant

 

Its a toss up between Bob Monkhouse, Phil Cool and Jimmy Cricket.
Can't stand any of them.

 

Like John Motson - Andy Gray with his feckin white lines playback. "You see he ran from here (WHITE LINE) to here, This one ran through from here (ANOTHER WHITE LINE) to here, and this one passed the ball through here (ANOTHER WHITE LINE), Brilliant football". - I know that Andy - I just watched the Fuc***g match - I saw what happened I don't need you to tell me.
Andy Gray - he left the studio and went to his car (WHITE LINE) arghhh

 

Isnt he Dead ?????

No one mentioned jamirotw@t or his ex screeching cockney slapper of a fiance Dennis Van Outem

 

If Don Estelle is dead then I take back what I said and would like to say that he's was a very nice chap - a true entertainer to the end, and shall be sadly missed.

If not, I stand by my previous comments as him being an erstwhile camp midget

 

All of the above plus

Tom Hanks
Jim Carey
Leonardo de tw@tio
Antonio bandy-legs
Tom Cruise

And probably many many others

 

Francis so-called-weatherman Wilson

Gyles Brandreth (sp?) AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!

 

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Alcazar

 

let's see...

John Leslie
Patrick Keilty (wish he would **** off back to Ireland and get 'capped)
Tony Blackutn
Tara Palmer-Tompkinson (sod the fecking spelling)
Chris Evans
Bob Monkhouse
That obnoxious arsehole chef, looks like a rugby player.
Johnny Vegas - sorry, fat and northern does not make you funny
Andy Peters (ex Childrens BBC presenter - Edd the Duck? **** off you mentalist)

am sure there are others for whom I would glady gouge out thier eyes and cut off their tongues.

 

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Posh and Becks - cant stand them. Well, more her to be honest

 

One more vte for heffin Jamie Oliver the mockney w4nker.

and another for Jordan the thick spotty loud mouth tart.

 

that f@cken Brummy violin player who is a realy posh tw@t taking the ****. Nigel K

 

A classic one Smilie Smilie Carol bl@@dy smilie.:P

 

Bruce Forsyth
Graham Norton
Hugh Grant
Carol Vorderman
Victoria Beckham
Lisa Riley

 

Mel 'I'm not a dyke' @ Sue 'oh yes she is!'


And am I right, but has no-one mentioned Anne 'I made a success of one show, so now I love myself so much I reckon even my **** doesn't stink' Robinson?

 

Jasper bleedin Carrot.......

 

Christopher Biggins ! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!