Can HIGHLY recomend Purple Door! Angel, one of the black ones, smells gorgeous (up close) and Mia is just fantastic (all round!) Asked them if they liked Imprezas but got a blank look and an **** in my face. Oh well, there loss, not mine! (Hayley said she liked them though!) Spent about a months worth of fuel money. (Walkings not that bad really) Ads- you deffo off to Shapes on Sat night?

 

mmmm...guess who was heading home last night..when he say a "vulva estate"! sat near the entry to the humber bridge slip road last night....

i tootled round and down onto the d/.carraige way like elma fud..

the volvo came up behind me..he must have still been smarting from before i thought coz it was only 25 mins since they saw us....
anyway..he moved into the outside lane...
i thought ha ha STEALTH MODE here.

So..pulled the radar detector..switched of the t/.timer..my reasons where if he looked across and saw all the bright dials etc..he may think i was one of the ***** from earlier..?.
he was creeping up really slowly..there was nobody around..i thought..hes gunner do it!
so mr stealth mode thinks retune poxy stereo to radio humberside and hoped for some old man tunes..to add to the cover(amazing logic there?)
he's only a few feet behind and to the right....tensions rising..will he or not?

then i realised my boost guage was set at a v bright green..making it look like shrek had stolen the car.(sorry hitman to steal yer image)

so anyway..tried to change the colour for something subtle like cream etc..
frantic pushing on the dial made the a- pillar swing loose and around to face the drivers window..and pum can vouch for what these boost guages do if yer tap them too much
"THEY START GOING THROUGH ALL THE BLOODY COLOURS..FROM PINKS/BLUES GREENS THERES ABOUT 8 OR SO!!"
I LOOKED LIKE A MOBILE SCHOOL DISCO FOR ***** SAKE!!
i just sat there with my flashing multi coloured head ?
in the end they carried on pulling off at hessle turn off..probably to tell.show the video they got off an alien driving a scooby!!

 

you lot are coming close to trouble with pc plod imo

 

we werent going quick at all mr d
...he was sat on a slip road watching us go bye..on a small lengh of d/carriageway after we came off a roundabout...he would have had time to get his gun if he wanted becuase the road was v v quite and he'd have heard us coming for some time ..that just my opinion.
but we drove round the roundabouts like scooby owners can and do?(when the road conditions and traffic allow.).but thats just mho.

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i know what your saying ads, but you should be a little careful. They arent exactly the quietest of machines.

As for waiting for the Evo to go, thats daft, and plain stupid. You do realise that the Hull force has/is getting Evo's!

 

Yes true we can go round magic roundabout fast but did he have a gun on us i didnt notice that one Ads did you ?

 

You are all very naughty boys

 

i wasnt there for the evo..i had left at 9.30 coz my mrs is poorly at the mo with her MS...
and rambo..i didnt see a gun..but he would have had time is all i'm saying..but we wernt braking the speed as we saw him..
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Cool maybe we got away with it lol ! did anyone pass comment about my Scoob ? ,driving etc ,godd or bad lol or more to point what did they say about me lol

 

nothing really..pum noticed a big puff of dark smoke when you changed gear!

i'm sure he'll tell yer..
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Ads sorry it's a bit short notice but i cant make the stag doo on saturday night

can ya let lofty know and hit man cause i was going to sort taxi's out to get there, sorry m8.

(quote)p20spd,
)As for waiting for the Evo to go, thats daft, and plain stupid. You do realise that the Hull force has/is getting Evo's! )

steven.
not R-reg 1998 0ne's with matching evo bassball cap's!
i would think the police may get new one's,
remember each to there own.

 

You never know

Seriously, i can understand the odd "play time" moment if you come across something whilst driving, but waiting for someone to leave a petrol station?

Mad i tell yer, mad!

 

Hello everyone

Hope you are all well. Not been on for a while as I have been out and about. This business of work interfering with my Scooby-life is very inconvenient

So was it a good meet last night then? Any news on Phil's car? You lot been upsetting the local constabulary or something

Sorry Bryn, only just read your request for me to do a search for you - did you get sorted with the info you were after?

Pumster - how come you're not going tomorrow night? Where are we meeting then? And when?

Steven - I think that Dawes thingy needs adjusting again as the boost seems to have dropped back down to normal. Refresh my memory, do I wind it in to increase boost??? Or out??? Can't remember!

Steve

 

scoobynew hi m8 how are you? yer 2moro night cant do sorry m8was going to sort a taxi for me ,you mike, and john but something has come up

give ads a call he will fill ya in on when and where.

hope ya have a good night lads




catch ya lata pum......

 

turn it in

 

i admit, it was slightly dim waiting for the evo but if an evo was sat waiting for me i would have a play
big john sorted my misfiring, it was a dirty plug and loose wire
im back up to full speed now, cant believe how slow it was compared to now

Pum mate, your flames were class! about a foot long in hessle

 

sorry mate, which car was yours?
i dont remember seeing anyone new there

 

Sounds like u guys are having more close calls with the old bill!
Whos going tomorrow night then? Am i still invited?
Pum did that info help at all?

Mike

post 2582 made me chuckle ads *lol* so much for acting cool and calm with your mobile disco going off in the corner

 

corse mate..from 7pm
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Where you meeting Ads?

 

Pum whats ads on about my car kicking out loads of **** ? you was behind me till you left me standing lol,was it a lot of smoke on every gear or what ?

Nod ,my cars the Legacy Turbo Wagon

Steve

 

stiff mate 7.00 at the dogs at boulevard..
loftys going there ..if he lives near you?

rings us if yer need anything else..
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My cunning plan fell through (Baldrick style) but I might just still be able to make it. If anyone lives near me (not far from Vicky Dock) then I could pick them up and then drop the car at mine to get a cab. Do you need picking up?

 

Ads- there`s an import Scoob in the paper, P-reg so guessing 96, claiming 280 bhp. Wouldn`t that make it an STI. (if it`s standard) Might go and have a look tomorrow and take some cash with me. Still no news on the 2 wagons unfortunatly and I`m getting impatient!

 

ring us know stiff..
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i cant email yer

 

did u say u had a miss fire & still passed pum then nod

who needs 4 cylinders then nod

pum what the name of that book we was on about last night ????

 

ADS just got your mail gave you a call and left a message!

colby its called (training the wrx)

ok right god have i had a **** day,inclueding a writen warning
bollox to em that's what i say!!!

ok for 2moro night now, have got a taxi for 7:30pm gonna pick up lofty,mike & john..........

stiff as far as i know we are meeting at the dogs on 'boulivard' (cant spell)
and then in to town.
nod ,karl call me when your coming and i will let ya know where we are

john(hit man) anything doing on the rigs job wise????




A man gets off the tube in london, goe's outside and there's loads of people running all in the same direction?

???he grap's one gent by the arm thats running by and ask's why there running???

the passing man say's panting (a loin has escaped from the zoo!!!!!)

the man ask's which way did it go??

the still panting man say's (YOU DON'T THINK WHERE CHASING IT DO YOU!!!)


the moral is:

ask a daft question get a daft ansewer!!!


see you all 2moro pumster.

 

Pum- What did you get the written warning for?

 

lets just say people who know me know i have a very very short temper and some one at work p1ssed me off so i tryed to strangle him!


he wont do that again!!!

 

most will be there for 7pm pum..can yer rearrange?
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