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From: where am i
Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
So whats been on the menu tonight then saz wearing
knickers, satin sheets, saz p1ssed, saz following through, saz naked, pvc coats, masks, wiping ars3, s3x sites, satin nightwear, sazies w1llie, piercings, wet stuff and ah false teeth!
Not bad for a nights work, do you think im are on the wrong thread?
knickers, satin sheets, saz p1ssed, saz following through, saz naked, pvc coats, masks, wiping ars3, s3x sites, satin nightwear, sazies w1llie, piercings, wet stuff and ah false teeth!
Not bad for a nights work, do you think im are on the wrong thread?
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Flin this is deffo you....
Man Who Loved Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told hert hat he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on topof it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Man Who Loved Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told hert hat he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on topof it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
Last edited by SCOsazOBY; Aug 29, 2004 at 11:34 PM.
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From: where am i
heres one for u saz
a women walked into a sex shop shaking violantly,what vibrators do you have young man she said,well i have a 6in vibrator that takes 6 batteries, no said the women not that one do u have anything else,well said the man we have a 12in vibrator which takes 12 batteries,no said the old women not that one do you do any more,well said the man we have the delux which is 24in long and takes24 batteries and will last u days , thats the one she said with excitement,,,,,,,,how the **** do u turn the c3nt off
a women walked into a sex shop shaking violantly,what vibrators do you have young man she said,well i have a 6in vibrator that takes 6 batteries, no said the women not that one do u have anything else,well said the man we have a 12in vibrator which takes 12 batteries,no said the old women not that one do you do any more,well said the man we have the delux which is 24in long and takes24 batteries and will last u days , thats the one she said with excitement,,,,,,,,how the **** do u turn the c3nt off
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you sound jealous flin!
Have you noticed that theres only us on? As soon as the word panties is mentioned the others dissapear and we are still here posting away!
When filfy left i had 70 ish posts now look at me! Who has friends to chat to eh?? Me me me me me me!
Have you noticed that theres only us on? As soon as the word panties is mentioned the others dissapear and we are still here posting away!
When filfy left i had 70 ish posts now look at me! Who has friends to chat to eh?? Me me me me me me!
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From: where am i
Originally Posted by SCOsazOBY
do you don t need to buy it flin? You muscular man, what you gonna do cos the turbo that you are gonna spend all your money on doesnt do extras you know 
