If there was one time when harj needs to be talking the truth it is now.

I would be mightily impressed if he was able to show us all up this time.

Everyone make a mental note of this and don't forget. In 12 to 18 months, I expect to be seeing this car for real.

Harj, don't let us down.

 

Git

 

ehhhhhhhh what 5 evos??????????

 

lol, here we go.

 

Ian,

I assume that means you don't know what is being talked about?

That's weird.

Wonder why that is?

 

Apologies all you prospective supercar/fighter plane owners, but recently I used my first months wages as a knork grader for Playboy to bribe myself onto the boards of Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, McDonald Douglas, Lockheed and several other corporations. My first task as CEO has been to sign an exclusive sales/distribution deal, and I would therefore like to welcome myself as the new sole distributor for the above companies. Unfortunately, we will be unable to honour any of our existing orders as our already small production runs will be limited to one car/plane per year, which will be delivered to .... me. Colour choice will be limited, to World Rally blue. Our vehicles will of course, still be available second hand through Auto Trader & Death From Above Monthly.

To celebrate this momentus occasion, the Prime Minister (Tony) has granted me permission to close the A1 to public traffic every Thursday (now renamed Trackday), alternating with the Birmingham inner ring road for a day in the twisties and the M25 for NASCAR type circuit action.

All the best, paupers!

Dean

 

LOL I Love this, I called a family friend, who works at the Ferrari and Maserati dealership in Lyndhurst, hie leadtime is only 8 months worst case!

Harj, do you want his number?????
by the way, he asked if youd be quoted a build date since you've put a deposit down,this should have been confirmed to you?

 

Must be cos the one that's been ordered is a one off special with a 500hp V12 in it

 

Anyone who say's the F1 is for ladies possibly hasnt driven one. 355F1 shifts incredibly quick, there is no way you could shift as quick in a manual. 360 is even better......but still I think maybe takes some enjoyment out of it.

Oh, mates 355F1 gearbox is in pieces.

I traded up from a STi to '96 355....only regret is that I didnt go for the 98 as the suspension is much better.

BTW - I could drive the scoob quicker on most day-day roads but the ferarri engine is alarmingly fast....almost too fast for the road.

One thing you need: sunglasses & hat. Either that or tinted windows because EVERYBODY stares....suppose some people like that kind of thing

The attention your 360 will get get maybe quite unsettling... First weekend I had my car I got a letter from the police for alleged "drinking cans of beer whilst driving dangerously". Some stupid jealous bitch had made a false report, haha really funny.

Andy

 

Everybody after 3 ....... 1..2..3..

Oh it's all gone quiet at the back

Oh it's all gone quiet at the back

LOL

 

No I've got it. Harj has a nice collection of diecasts in 1/10th scale

 

Yeah but I bet they're still all his "friends"

 

No I've got it. Harj has a nice collection of diecasts in 1/10th scale

 

Yeah, but they're still his "friends" toys

 

In the middle of all this hilarity that the "Emperor" has had his clothes exposed!

My friend Anders the Home Office Psychiatrist once told me that he fell out with Jeremy Cottinham the famous Ferrari importer during a trip to the San Remo Rally last year. Jeremy makes his money from importing Ferraris from the continent.

You had informed Anders that you "had a side line" in locating Ferraris on the continent for rich Saudi Arabian play boys, to import into the UK".

So at Nice airport infront of Pete Croney Anders phoned you so that you could network.

Lets face it at some point in the past Anders believed in you hence assigning you keeper of Squires 22B

Anders was really upset that Jeremy considered you a fraud and not worth the time of day! So they no longer speak as he came to your defence so vehemently!

Of course now he is waiting to check your CRO for various conspiracy items and pecunary advantage issues.

The Saudi issues of course turned out to be bollocks as well, not a clever bragg to make given recent events!

 

In total respect for Rolf Harris....

"Can yer see what it is yet??"

LOL

 

Thanks for all the kind comments chaps it seems a thread like this can really show the true colours of people

I also think that some people should get thier facts right before speaking to drug addicted alcoholics when posting in a public forum.

Thanks for the advice to the ones who contributed and its very appreaciated.

Harj

 

For total respect for Paul Whitehouse....

"Suits you Sir!!!!"

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by harj:
<B>drug addicted alcoholics[/quote]

****.......I've been busted!!!!

 

Harj
WHAT A TOTAL PLONKER

[This message has been edited by PeterUK300 (edited 09 October 2001).]

 

Hmmm never been out in a 360, been out in a 550 Modena - that was pants and the guy doing the swap for 30 mins agreed that my Scoob was better and faster on the country lanes (but not as fast as Adam M's 22b of course)and great for outright fun appeal

Just hope the fairytale 360 is not a myth -n would be an amazing 'step up'. Surely your erm... 'secretary' should be posting to this board as surely this is beneath you......

 

I can't believe you are crying about this Harj, all the BS you come out with yet you still try and lay the blame on the others having a laugh at your expense.

Bet your gonna threaten the people involved now like normal. Keyboards can be a massive thing to hide behind, shame no-one believes in you AINT it.

GET THE MESSAGE.... YOU ARE A LAUGHING STOCK.

AND ONLY HAVE YERSELF TO BLAME.



keep up the good work, for all your true colours to come out.

 

Would somone care to enlighten me as to WTF u lot are on about. I assume that Harj has in the past claimed to be aquiring certain cars, which he then did not?

this seems to be to be a circle within a circle type thing.

maybe it's time to start the music, and light the lights................................ if you know what I mean

 

Look chaps, I don't know the guy in question but there's some pretty strong stuff coming out here and it dosen't make pleasant reading. So what if this guy Harj is telling porkies, does it really matter? Is anyone getting hurt?

It sounds (and I could be wrong here) like a classic case of the green eyed monster taking over. If you've got issues to take up then do it in private, I for one don't wanna read about it on here

harry

 

Come on guys, give the lad a break.

Maybe he won 20 million on the lottery last Saturday.

Or that billion dollar deal (you know, THAT one that got talked about at ten to eleven in the Dog and Phesant) paid dividends.

Or his fathers multinational invented the wheel.

Or the tooth faries etc etc....

 

Dunno what all the fuss is about. I've just ordered a 550 Maranello.

 

Not that I am of any significance to the Scooby world, but never the less I shall have my say, if that is ok with all you Witch hunters!

I have met Harj on a number of occasions and although he may not always be on the level with regards to telling a porky pie or two! I have never known him to be dishonest even though he knew I had some start up capital to invest, I have only heard rumours and speculation like the vast majority on Scoobynet I expect.

One of the main reasons I have decided to not post that much on Scoobynet any more is this WITCH HUNT mentality that seems to exist here amongst the Sheep, so Baa Baa to the lot of you, and stop being so predictable with regards to following the herd!
If he gets the 360 GREAT!!! If not so what? He brightened up a dull part of my day and a dull part of yours as well no doubt!
Regards a bitter Lime!

By the way I am just about to take delivery of a moped to deliver Pizza's ROFLMAO Sorry couldn't resist Harj

 

Isn't telling porky pies being dishonest?

Not meant to be a pop at Harj that comment.

 

i dont know harj, or the guys in on the joke. but some of the dirty laundry being washed in public and nasty comments about him seem harsh. i was enjoying this thread, a lot of funny banter, but some bits of it towards the end made me cringe. why rubbish someone like this on the bbs? harj has always seemed helpful to people in the past on this bbs, and has never done me any harm.
harj...
if you get yer flash motor, good on yer mate
if yer dont? so feckin wot, ive bought, gonna buy, maybe try more motors than ive had hot dinners. dont worry about it mate .

no offence to anyone involved in the 'clique', i just think some of the comments are a bit off.

 

I stress that I used the term
"porky pies"
in the context of someone bragging, not in the context of them being deceitful with intent to aquire or obtain by wrongful means.