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Old 26 August 2018, 11:21 AM
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How much ****ing make-up does any one women need

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Old 26 August 2018, 11:36 AM
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How much ****ing make-up does any one women need


Meanwhile, at passport control their HD eyebrows, duck pout, and excessive cheek blush screws up the facial recognition at automated passport kiosks causing queues and delays leaving the airport.
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Spent half hour hefting luggage on/off scales , losing several kilos that of course i had take home .

cos of course youd only ever pack your case till the zip is risk of bursting
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Old 26 August 2018, 02:32 PM
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Don't get me started. There is something weirdly satisfying announcing to passengers that we have a tight departure slot so please get yourselfs sat down and strapped in. Then when they all ignore me for coming out into the cabin looking them in the eye and telling them that we now have a 2 hr delay due to missing that slot. Sympathy? I get paid per hour of duty so no, none.
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