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Old 08 December 2017, 08:00 AM   #31
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drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.

also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
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Old 08 December 2017, 08:13 AM   #32
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That should be banned, when they walk it looks like two dogs trying to get out of a black bin bag
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Old 08 December 2017, 08:47 AM   #33
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It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down
I'd trim the bitch up in no time in the gym that is
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Old 08 December 2017, 08:50 AM   #34
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drawn on eyebrows............i mean why the **** do they shave em off and then draw em back on? thats like me shaving my head and then drawing it back on with a marker pen.......fecking freaks.

also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Ooooh I know the answer to this one!!!

Becuause threading hurts the soft cants and they'd rather shave
proper women thread there eyebrows into shape and not shave then draw and look like clowns totally agree
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Old 08 December 2017, 12:14 PM   #35
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Please explain, I haven't got a clue what any of that means.
I had to look up some of them - hahaha - god bless Urban Dictionary - LOL

Ripped out fireplace - rather large and well used flange
- she's had more ****** than a used dart board

BOBFOC means "Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch".

BANTs - Axronym - "Big ***, No ****"
- Two gentlemen in club:
- Gentleman 1 "Wow. look at her!"
- Gentleman 2 "Are you kidding? You need glasses! She's a bant!"

LOW-RESOLUTION FOX means a girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually minging.
- I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.
- On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.
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Old 08 December 2017, 06:37 PM   #36
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Love the BOBFOC... that's always a shocker, almost as bad as a bloke with long hair and tight jeans.... looking good from behind.

Seen a few low resolution foxes in my time too... again what a let down, or some dog faced wrinkly old cow.
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Old 08 December 2017, 06:54 PM   #37
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...also if a bird wears lipstick why do some of them draw a big black line around their mouth? fecking clowns....
Quite literally! lol

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lol at Dr Hu
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Old 08 December 2017, 07:33 PM   #39
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I'd trim the bitch up in no time in the gym that is
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
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It would take 2 or 3 leopards to take that bit#h down
this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
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This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET!


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Old 09 December 2017, 06:01 AM   #42
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This is in the same league as Pluto, A FRICKIN MICRO PLANET!


Fackin woke up at 5am having nightmares bout this monster

Thanks Steve
off to the gym in an hour should have had a lay in
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Old 09 December 2017, 06:03 AM   #43
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this is also known as a muffun top 2 butts, she lost points for not having the thigh to back of knee butt that would of been a 3butts grimmer
You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
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Old 09 December 2017, 12:16 PM   #44
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You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
hell no i would rather have a **** with a handfull of broken glass
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Old 09 December 2017, 01:29 PM   #45
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You ever had one of these biggies buddy

My neighbours obsessed with this model of species
What's his name?

Captain Ahab?
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Old 09 December 2017, 02:05 PM   #46
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hell no i would rather have a **** with a handfull of broken glass
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What's his name?

Captain Ahab?
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.


some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????

Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
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I'm not a fan of tattoos anyway. But anything on a woman that on the neck or breast plate area is even worse.


some really pretty girls who have tacky tattoos in some stupid areas..... why?? tell me why????

Cheryl Cole..... what she done that for???
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Id agree with the majority on the whole eyebrow thing....why shave off perfectly good eyebrows just to draw them back on again?

Overweight women.....I keep myself in shape and walking costs nothing!

Women who are into football / talk about football. Literally 0% interested.

Materialistic women I.e handbags, shoes etc.....the Chloe Kardashian type.
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