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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
There's nothing wrong with that being in your book, if that's what you and your wife and/or your sex buddy/s are into. But if the feeling isn't mutual, this unfussed 'every hole is a goal' motto can seriously go wrong.

Once there was a tourist from England who came to Wales and got very excited after seeing so many sheep here on the farms. He was also with 'every hole is a goal' mentality, so he chose the sheep's anus as his target point for intercourse; without asking sheep if sheep was also aligned with his unfussed view on it. The problem occurred when the angry sheep contracted its anus and wouldn't let go. The tourist screamed and screamed in pain! He got so badly stuck for about two hours that he passed out! The locals had to call fire brigade to separate the two apart. According to the tourist he felt terribly degraded with the fire brigade intervention, if not public humiliation.

So I think being fussed is important; to a degree.



Yuk! Why have you brought bestiality into the conversation??
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Yuk! Why have you brought bestiality into the conversation??

It fitted 'every hole is a goal' theory, Ding.
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
FFS yet another sense of humour failure .
Really? You need to learn how to humour, then.

I've told you that you can be a good sport when you talk nicely, so keep to that. Think straight, and stop playing a victim for no reason with a massive chip on your shoulder for every damn thing going! Good luck.

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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
It fitted 'every hole is a goal' theory, Ding.


Yes, but we were talking about human beings!
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Yuk! Why have you brought bestiality into the conversation??
She lives in Wales.
What do they call a sheep tied to a post in Wales?
A leisure centre.
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Yes, but we were talking about human beings!
Oh, ok!

Even then, one has to be careful tbh. As I say, if both parties like it, jolly good. Otherwise, you may 'do' in the wrong one and end up 'getting' in the wrong one, which may not be an acceptable reciprocation but a very unpleasant experience, you see.
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by c_maguire
She lives in Wales.
What do they call a sheep tied to a post in Wales?
A leisure centre.
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:11 PM
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A bit of Jenna Haze maybe to lighten the mood....

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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:14 PM
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Too skinny for me.
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:21 PM
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Too skinny for me.
You're too fussy. Look her up on xhamster .
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Old Mar 23, 2015 | 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
A bit of Jenna Haze maybe to lighten the mood....

Would definatly lighten my load
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Old Mar 24, 2015 | 06:49 PM
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Still Elle McPherson for me,even at 50
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Old Mar 24, 2015 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Still Elle McPherson for me,even at 50
Her,not me.lol
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Old Mar 24, 2015 | 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Her,not me.lol
Granny sex.
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Old Mar 24, 2015 | 10:29 PM
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Lol.she's stunning :-)
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Old Mar 25, 2015 | 09:50 PM
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The End!
I would leave her face looking like a



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Old Mar 25, 2015 | 09:58 PM
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I suspect her vaginal muscles could rip one's tallywacker clean off.
*no *****
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Old Mar 25, 2015 | 10:15 PM
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Wow those thighs are bigger than a footballer's!
She's too masculin for my taste.
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Old Mar 26, 2015 | 09:28 PM
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As nice as she looks I can't find a six pack on a girl sexy.
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too blokey
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 10:19 AM
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I bet she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician



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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 02:22 PM
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Hehe. A ripped out fireplace.


# Big-built gal
Twice as strong as me
Hairs on her fanny
Like the branches of a tree #

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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Yeah right as if you'd let that get in the way of banging her senseless if she offered.
Some of us ain't that desperate that we'd **** a tranny - even if (s)he does have a pretty face
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ooperbum
I'd bum her so hard her bum hole would be left looking like a hole on a golf course!



She's got a body like a man with fake *****

You want to bum her

Are you gay ?

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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
She's got a body like a man with fake *****

You want to bum her

Are you gay?
I must be
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
She's got a body like a man
This raises an interesting point In what way do you think she has a body like a 'man'? The muscles I assume. She's clearly dedicated and committed to keeping in shape. I find that pretty attractive. Not the muscles per se, but the drive
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
She's got a body like a man with fake *****

You want to bum her

Are you gay ?
My thoughts exactly!

The expression chicks with dicks comes to mind...
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
She's got a body like a man with fake *****

You want to bum her

Are you gay ?
And if she did have a body like a man (better than yours I take it ) and fake ****, does that make some one gay if they want to split her *** in 2?
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Dunk
This raises an interesting point In what way do you think she has a body like a 'man'? The muscles I assume. She's clearly dedicated and committed to keeping in shape. I find that pretty attractive. Not the muscles per se, but the drive
Women can be driven to be fit and toned and still extremely feminine.

She's beyond defined and is quite masculine in her muscularity.

Whatever rocks your boat, but I prefer women to look feminine.
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ooperbum
And if she did have a body like a man (better than yours I take it ) and fake ****, does that make some one gay if they want to split her *** in 2?
Perhaps not, but wanting to "split her *** in 2" does make you sound like an immature, **** addicted teenager who's only ever likely to have sexual relations with himself with that attitude
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Old Mar 27, 2015 | 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Devildog
She's beyond defined and is quite masculine in her muscularity.
I don't find it masculine, personally, they're her own muscles. Not the 'norm' but not masculine. But, yes, each to their own. I prefer to see women of all shapes and sizes


Paige Hathaway has taken it to a high level, but still looks pretty feminine.



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