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You cant get through for Rebecca for love nor money! if she doesnt win then its fixed its been engaged for 40mins now!

GRIM!:lol1:

Oh dear, you are going to get so much sh1t for this post :D :D

What... The... Fcuk...



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Don't you lot take the piss,i bet you're all watching it:D

people have hanged themselves for less.

She is a poor man's Alexandra Burke who in turn is a Poor man's Leona.
Nothing new here - move on.
Cher = Not the best, but she's different.
Matt = Really needs his own band who can write their own music - if that doesn't happen, just another good singer ala Shane.
One Direction = Can't stand boy bands generally, but these guys are good.
Personally i liked that wacky Katey bird - lovely tone to her voice and was a little off the wall.

Just as an aside - they could make this programme half the length if they cut all the ****e out................

How the fook can you watch that sh1te,i'd rather w@nk myself stupid.They should replace the xfactor in exchange for waterboarding torture...

Surely you can't vote until the last person has been on stage?

Correct,thats why its a crock of sh*t

Thought most blokes did that anyway:lol1:

You should try getting though to my local Chinese just took me ages :mad:

Must be all the people not cooking tonight because they are glued to the tv :mad:

I do, and Cheryl is responsible for millions off my offsprings deaths:D

Would you rather watch Xfactor or wack one out whilst looking at pictures of Pat Butcher on JackClarks Ipad?

Don't worry,your a jaffa anyway:thumb:

I think i'd rather wack Jack Clark with his ipad:D

:lol::lol::lol:

I must be an exception,although i am going through a bit of a rough patch with the girl i recently met,so you never know :)

It's not my fault I couldn't get your other half pregnant for you!

I've never had sperm swim back in before, but they did have good reason:D

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I want Matt to win, he's the only "credible" artist, plus he'll be singing a Biffy song if he wins, so that's a bonus.

If that little arrogant cow Cher wins, then we know it's a fix!

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Pat Butcher well that is a tough one,damn i think simon cowell would be more appealing to jack off too,walsh is like a floppy cock,and cheryl providing she don't speak is good to go,otherwise any sound from her mouth would give me a numb todger,and danii well,i think she likes it right up the ass...;)

Thank f**k i can't :D

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mmm Christina Aguilera :thumb:

Would you? ;)

She looked a bit chubby but I still would.

I'm watching it :o

Only because this fella is on

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Oh yes


Agreed

i have to watch it, rihanna is on.

she's always been top of my "list"

Who won?;)

that tw@ cher is out :thumb: now stick rihanna back on:norty: