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SwissTony 09 November 2008 08:37 PM

There is OCD and there is my girlfriend
 
She has always worried me with her obsessive nature, however I think she has finally flipped when I saw her doing this :eek: :wonder: :cuckoo:

I love her dearly, but I feel the time has come to find some professional help
:D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09.../cdwashing.jpg

Jamo 09 November 2008 08:38 PM

she is pauls sister after all :D lol

M535I 09 November 2008 08:39 PM

wtf oh dear i think she does need help , on the plus side pop your bonnet and leave her to it lol .

The Dogs B******s 09 November 2008 08:40 PM

But atleast there clean:lol1:

worley 09 November 2008 08:41 PM

This is extreme, but I'm sure someone in the self-help group will have washed something more bizarre!

My mates GF has OCD and it's not easy. I have some great stories!


Nik

Jamie 09 November 2008 08:43 PM

Bloke/wimmin on the tap has leprosy :)

AndyC_772 09 November 2008 08:43 PM

She just hates your taste in music mate, the clue was the Brillo pad :D

The Dogs B******s 09 November 2008 08:44 PM


Originally Posted by *Jamie* (Post 8256694)
Bloke/wimmin on the tap has leprosy :)

:lol1:

wayne9t9 09 November 2008 08:47 PM

Ahh modern diseases, I love the way they have cute abbreviations, like OCD, ADD, ADHD, PAD. Personally i`m hoping to get HDTV with DVD ;)

Manny Fagnet 09 November 2008 08:47 PM

I thought this was just some random pic you found on the net swish, but that keyring in the bowl, next to the pencil made me think again!

Give her a motorboat from me ;) :D

SwissTony 09 November 2008 08:55 PM

It gets worse.This afternoon we went outside to rake up all the leaves in the back garden. She was so upset at the state of the grass that she suggested maybe getting the hoover out and hoovering the remaining leaves off the trees :D

(actually come to think of it, she has hoovered her lawn before :Suspiciou )

JonMc 09 November 2008 09:12 PM

Guy I used to work with had his bank cards in his wallet in alphabetical order, out on the pop one night his wife took his wallet, re-arranged his cards and hid one. He ran off to the corner of the pub and sulked once she eventually gave him his wallet back, and then threw his teddies when he couldn't find the missing card.:)

We never realised his OCD was so bad until that night, so next day we went into the office and rearranged all of his books and then sat and waited to see how long it was until he tidied them back up - he lasted 3-days:lol1:

njkmrs 09 November 2008 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 8256670)
She has always worried me with her obsessive nature, however I think she has finally flipped when I saw her doing this :eek: :wonder: :cuckoo:

I love her dearly, but I feel the time has come to find some professional help
:D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09.../cdwashing.jpg

She has found your Porn stash and is only cleaning the stains and sticky finger prints off them for you.
Good on her.!!

Lee247 09 November 2008 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 8256740)
It gets worse.This afternoon we went outside to rake up all the leaves in the back garden. She was so upset at the state of the grass that she suggested maybe getting the hoover out and hoovering the remaining leaves off the trees :D

(actually come to think of it, she has hoovered her lawn before :Suspiciou )

Are you expecting to survive the night, after all these revelations :lol1:

Paulo P 09 November 2008 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by shaggy1973 (Post 8256677)
she is pauls sister after all :D lol

I don't suffer from the same illness as her :lol1:

kingofturds 09 November 2008 09:31 PM

Post a pic of her tits up, and I'll be able to diagnose whether it is clinical ocd or if she is just nuts:)

M444GY 09 November 2008 09:45 PM

wtf lol lock her up :D

Jamo 09 November 2008 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by paulpalmer (Post 8256819)
I don't suffer from the same illness as her :lol1:

show me a pic of that old ford of yours again please ;) :D

mykp 09 November 2008 11:07 PM

she cant be that OCD as there is soap bubbles on one of the cd's. I swear that any water shortage in our area is down to my wife.

She washes the plates with hot water then puts them in the dishwasher and if she washes them by hand she rises then in cold water before putting them on the draining board! Plus she wont put the dogs bowls in the dishwasher.

She drives me mad sometimes!

Manny Fagnet 09 November 2008 11:11 PM

My GF is a filthy bitch, but I love it :D

Kieran_Burns 09 November 2008 11:15 PM

I was late for work one time, because I made the mistake of turning up in the car park at the same time as this guy who had OCD.

He would:
get out car
close door
open door
close door
open close
close door
push door
open door
close door
push door REALLY hard
lock door

repeat above (no, really)

unlock door
lock door

check ALL doors by trying handles
check boot
check all doors visually

unlock door
lock door
check all doors by trying handles
check all door visually

repeat door lock routine
twice

repeat from start

twice


IT TOOK AGES.

I know I shouldn't mock, and really I'm not... but it was utterly utterly fascinating

I was entranced

I explained to my boss... well I say explained. I got as far as "There was this guy with OCD in the car...."

and he said "yep. Got me the week before!"

SwissTony 09 November 2008 11:17 PM


Originally Posted by mykp (Post 8257088)
she cant be that OCD as there is soap bubbles on one of the cd's. I swear that any water shortage in our area is down to my wife.

She washes the plates with hot water then puts them in the dishwasher and if she washes them by hand she rises then in cold water before putting them on the draining board! Plus she wont put the dogs bowls in the dishwasher.

She drives me mad sometimes!

Gotta love her though :lol1:

M444GY 09 November 2008 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns (Post 8257124)
I was late for work one time, because I made the mistake of turning up in the car park at the same time as this guy who had OCD.

He would:
get out car
close door
open door
close door
open close
close door
push door
open door
close door
push door REALLY hard
lock door

repeat above (no, really)

unlock door
lock door

check ALL doors by trying handles
check boot
check all doors visually

unlock door
lock door
check all doors by trying handles
check all door visually

repeat door lock routine
twice

repeat from start

twice


IT TOOK AGES.

I know I shouldn't mock, and really I'm not... but it was utterly utterly fascinating

I was entranced

I explained to my boss... well I say explained. I got as far as "There was this guy with OCD in the car...."

and he said "yep. Got me the week before!"



thats mad .


my sister had it and she baffeled me sometimes.


turns the lights on and off multiple times before she succeeds in lighting a room lol


the best one was when i came home and all the taps were on full blast around the house . when i finally turned them off and asked why they were on she said she was letting the pressure out because it was choking the system lol she was barmy and alot of fun.


shes no longer around and i miss her madness so in my opinion let em get on with it because it makes people like me and u laugh and smile .


mags

Paulo P 10 November 2008 12:22 AM


Originally Posted by shaggy1973 (Post 8257078)
show me a pic of that old ford of yours again please ;) :D

Hmmmm you may have a point there :o :lol:

cossie-nutter 10 November 2008 12:35 AM

They will make great coffee cup mats! :thumb:

Dan Gleebits 10 November 2008 12:54 AM

Swissy, Give her 4k, all will be cured ;)


:lol1:

Scoobyols69 10 November 2008 01:54 AM

what is ocd ?

vindaloo 10 November 2008 04:04 AM


Originally Posted by Scooby_69er (Post 8257462)
what is ocd ?

You only asked the once, chill, you don't have it.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - (OCD)

Obsessive-compulsive disorder - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

SwissTony 10 November 2008 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by 84of300 (Post 8256812)
Are you expecting to survive the night, after all these revelations :lol1:


NO need to worry as it is all facts :wonder:



She has found your Porn stash and is only cleaning the stains and sticky finger prints off them for you.
Good on her.!!
I live in the digital world mate, all pron is stashed on hard drives. No need for old technology like CD's :D

Lee247 10 November 2008 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 8257603)
NO need to worry as it is all facts :wonder:




I live in the digital world mate, all pron is stashed on hard drives. No need for old technology like CD's :D

Glad you are still here :lol1:


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