need some witty lines for a 40th birthday card
Hoping some of scoobynet's better linguists may have something?
Cheers |
Originally Posted by Diablo
Hoping some of scoobynet's better linguists may have something?
Cheers |
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"
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You know your old because it used to be 6 inches and a wrinkle, now its 6 wrinkles and an inch
(presuming your sending to a guy) |
lol
female work colleague (I'm her boss) with a very good sense of humour |
With Age comes Wisdom.
Unfortunately it also brings something else. Get on with some work Fat Arse. You may need to work the last line dependant on your HR Policies :) |
Happy 40th Birthday.
Love from Diablo. |
Allegedly all the fun starts when you hit 40, so hows about me & you leave work, head to a dirty hotel & get down & jiggy with it :norty:
Though this might not be allowed dependant on your HR Policies :D ;) |
:lol:
or standards ;) |
Could give you some great lines but I'm not going to. I reckon you need the practice yourself.
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They say life begins at 40.....
Unfortunately for you it's clearly over :D |
Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Could give you some great lines but I'm not going to. I reckon you need the practice yourself.
Hi Alan :) |
Forty isn't old, if you're a tree
The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40 You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake |
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people
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Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Could give you some great lines but I'm not going to. I reckon you need the practice yourself.
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Originally Posted by Diablo
Ironically, that would work as a "line" in this particular case :D
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Happy 50th
Guaranteed to cheer them up :D |
Originally Posted by TruthHurts
(Not) glad to be of service. Seeing as she's 40 she's probably desperate as well as wrinkly, who knows she might put out if your lucks in.
She's pretty fit (in all senses), single,and you never know, might be up for it. From the rather desparate attempts you are making to be perceived as "taking no prisoners" and a bit "hard" on here it is clear that a good shagging might release some of that pent up tension and stress. Unless you swing the other way of course and are just in denial..LOL... |
Originally Posted by Diablo
I tell you what, mate, seeing as I am happily married, I'll pass on your picture and email address (I'm sure Lynne will have kept a note of it).
She's pretty fit (in all senses), single,and you never know, might be up for it. From the rather desparate attempts you are making to be perceived as "taking no prisoners" and a bit "hard" on here it is clear that a good shagging might release some of that pent up tension and stress. Unless you swing the other way of course and are just in denial..LOL... |
You're in a minority of one then.
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Originally Posted by MJW
You're in a minority of one then.
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finger trouble
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"your old as ****, deal with it"
might have sum sort of effect? |
"Sorry you had such rubbish middle management, I've resigned."
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How about:
"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm not a plucking pheasant.... that's why I got you this card and not a fcuking present!" ? :D Or: Life begins at 40, love Swanky xxx |
Originally Posted by TruthHurts
Well Doblo the picture isn't me and I don't 'do' grandmas so I'll pass on the offer. Funny you think I'm trying to be 'hard', I thought I was just being funny...........
Irritating maybe, certainly desparate for attention, but funny ... definitely not! |
Buy a happy 30th Birthday card.
And write "who are you trying to kid??" inside ;) Or buy a Happy 50th card and sign it normally. Both very cruel...so it depends on your targets suitability ;) |
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue I'm an old cnut And so are Ewe. |
Originally Posted by P1-Brad
You ... funny??? Now that's gotta be a joke!
Irritating maybe, certainly desparate for attention, but funny ... definitely not! Jokes are funny, you claimed that my statement was a joke. Ergo you just contradicted yourself moron. |
Originally Posted by TruthHurts
'Desperate'
Jokes are funny, you claimed that my statement was a joke. Ergo you just contradicted yourself moron. And there's only one moron on this thread and i'm sure if we held a poll it would prove conclusively that it's you! |
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