Distracted by Boobs...
30 August 2009, 08:00 PM
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However I have this awful part of me that tends to look at women and think, yep she's got children/a baby, or.... nope she hasn't. And unfortunately they will never look as good after. Nature is just cruel.
30 August 2009, 08:00 PM
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I am a self confessed boob loving male.
All ***** look nice to me.
I sometimes find it difficult to speak to women who are showing cleavage, my eyes are drawn towards them no matter how hard i try to not to look.
I am not a perv but i do find not looking difficult.
The types of boob are infinite and infinitly atrractive.
I heard recently that there is a bra maker in Australia called "FASTIA",
This is an abbreviation it stands for "fits all sizes of tit in australia"
All ***** look nice to me.
I sometimes find it difficult to speak to women who are showing cleavage, my eyes are drawn towards them no matter how hard i try to not to look.
I am not a perv but i do find not looking difficult.
The types of boob are infinite and infinitly atrractive.
I heard recently that there is a bra maker in Australia called "FASTIA",
This is an abbreviation it stands for "fits all sizes of tit in australia"
30 August 2009, 08:10 PM
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Too true for the most part.....It's just (women) they don't like it when someone's looking at there boob's that they perceive as un-attractive or pervy. If you have them out then they must expect all to look rather than just the male's they want to look. We must support our fellow male "OBL disorder" suffer's as it's not there/our fault's
.(Obsessive Boob Looker) 
.(Obsessive Boob Looker)
30 August 2009, 08:15 PM
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Too true for the most part.....It's just (women) they don't like it when someone's looking at there boob's that they perceive as un-attractive or pervy. If you have them out then they must expect all to look rather than just the male's they want to look. We must support our fellow male "OBL disorder" suffer's as it's not there/our fault's.(Obsessive Boob Looker)
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Get some "Viagra" grandad
30 August 2009, 09:35 PM
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney..........................................an d so on
(just for fun
)
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney..........................................an d so on
(just for fun
)
30 August 2009, 09:44 PM
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girl at work has built her office career on blokes looking at her *****.get her pissed she'll let you have a close look
classy girl
classy girl
30 August 2009, 11:25 PM
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Well practice makes perfect. The practicing usually gets less and less when your lady has a small human attached to her chest though!
Obsessed and stupid sounds about right.
Obsessed and stupid sounds about right.
31 August 2009, 12:16 AM
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I gues i am fussed about breasts...
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31 August 2009, 05:27 AM
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I knicked a young lady earlier tonight. She was tiny in height and frame.
But she had the best **** I'd seen in ages. They were pushed out even more when I cuffed here hands to the rear.
Needless to say, we were cracking bad jokes about being under a-breast and comparing her ***** to our silly helmets (which would not have covered those magnificent puppies).
I even had a nice pair pushed against me when a pretty young lady asked for a photo with myself and my colleague who were out in Mansfield town centre. As they were such a nice pair, I even let her have her photo taken with my helmet on her head.
That's my uniform helmet, not the monster in my shorts
But she had the best **** I'd seen in ages. They were pushed out even more when I cuffed here hands to the rear.
Needless to say, we were cracking bad jokes about being under a-breast and comparing her ***** to our silly helmets (which would not have covered those magnificent puppies).
I even had a nice pair pushed against me when a pretty young lady asked for a photo with myself and my colleague who were out in Mansfield town centre. As they were such a nice pair, I even let her have her photo taken with my helmet on her head.
That's my uniform helmet, not the monster in my shorts
31 August 2009, 10:21 AM
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I knicked a young lady earlier tonight. She was tiny in height and frame.
But she had the best **** I'd seen in ages. They were pushed out even more when I cuffed here hands to the rear.
Needless to say, we were cracking bad jokes about being under a-breast and comparing her ***** to our silly helmets (which would not have covered those magnificent puppies).
I even had a nice pair pushed against me when a pretty young lady asked for a photo with myself and my colleague who were out in Mansfield town centre. As they were such a nice pair, I even let her have her photo taken with my helmet on her head.
That's my uniform helmet, not the monster in my shorts
But she had the best **** I'd seen in ages. They were pushed out even more when I cuffed here hands to the rear.
Needless to say, we were cracking bad jokes about being under a-breast and comparing her ***** to our silly helmets (which would not have covered those magnificent puppies).
I even had a nice pair pushed against me when a pretty young lady asked for a photo with myself and my colleague who were out in Mansfield town centre. As they were such a nice pair, I even let her have her photo taken with my helmet on her head.
That's my uniform helmet, not the monster in my shorts
