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Old 02 August 2005, 22:51   #1
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Red face Big Brother - Female Masturbating on the Lawn!!

WTF is going on??????????????????????

Thats NOT nice, its NOT clever ......... and what about the innocent wine bottle??

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Old 02 August 2005, 22:52   #2
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how bad is that
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Old 02 August 2005, 22:53   #3
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come on Sarah, you telling us that you havent tried it? Did she sniff it afterwards
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Old 02 August 2005, 22:53   #4
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It would have been ok if she was fit
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Old 02 August 2005, 22:56   #5
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Was just to put this topic on! What a rough dog, frigging with a cheap wine bottle. I'm no innocent, but that was terrible, proper slag, bring back Oral
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Old 02 August 2005, 22:57   #6
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her dad i feel sorry for him, he must be really ashamed
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:00   #7
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Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?

Note the technical terminology there
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At least it wasn't Derek.
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It would have been ok if she was fit
Thats the first thing I said too
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:10   #10
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Boggin bitch
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:11   #11
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Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?

Note the technical terminology there

ive heard of it happening i think
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:14   #12
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ive heard of it happening i think
The fire service on occasion have had to assist in breaking the glass in order to release the vacuum effect on the female's inner labia........

Remember and cork it first ladies if you must try this!
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:15   #13
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When I was young I caught my granny in the shower.

I asked what the dark hairy triangle was ...... thats my ***** she said.

"It must be dead", I replied .......
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"all its guts are hanging out" .......... sorry, Chubby Brown joke that!!

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Old 02 August 2005, 23:17   #14
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no, its definitely as old as you Pete

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You're not helping Pete.
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So shes just laid on the lawn giving herself what for with a wine bottle?

Shocking!









I missed it
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Brilliant Pete

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Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?

Note the technical terminology there
It's been reported to cause a vacum, although I think the bottle would need to be inserted and removed at speed to cause such injury
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:29   #19
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can you put a figure on this
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Was it a magnum or a jeroboam ?
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Old 02 August 2005, 23:31   #21
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which bird was it? anyone tape it?
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It's been reported to cause a vacum, although I think the bottle would need to be inserted and removed at speed to cause such injury
Apparently, the in-and-out motion is sufficient to cause the air to expel, causing said vacuum. I think the audible warning device of the foregoing is called f*nny farts!
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which bird was it? anyone tape it?
The loud chubber!
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http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/bottle.asp
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Apparently, the in-and-out motion is sufficient to cause the air to expel, causing said vacuum. I think the audible warning device of the foregoing is called f*nny farts!
hahahaaahaaaaa bwahaaaahaaaa... probably the most funny of all human excreted sounds
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well what did you expect from KINGER THE MINGER
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hahahaaahaaaaa bwahaaaahaaaa... probably the most funny of all human excreted sounds
NOT funny when it happens in the middle of your "best moves"!
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that's when it's the most funnay
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have posted this in moopets.. but if you think Kinga is minging.. try this.. *heave*

Boys treat this as a warning.. you never know where it's been...


a friend of a friend of a friend was getting remarried and was having the obligatory stag do..

the stripper duly arrived and got down to business... her 'party piece' was to come in brandishing a chubba chup, which she stuck in her foof...

the stags job was to pull the lolly out with his teeth.. which he got down to do.. but when he did.....


.... bearing it mind it was a chubba-chup which is essentially a boiled sweet on a stick..










.....all the came out was the stick!!

Her foof was sooo rancid the lolly had melted...


*heave*
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